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Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


WindSparrow - Jul 02, 2013 4:44:38 am PDT #27861 of 30001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

What's going on in my life?

I surprised my new supervisor yesterday by saying "Dude, make sure you get me registered for the exercise challenge with our Wellness Program. When you posted the flyer you printed an exercise log to go with it, but not a sign-up sheet, so I printed that for you." No one else signs up for those things. And me being fat, well, some guy who does not know me yet would not really expect me to be the only one to go for it. But I want my darn t-shirt. They don't make 'em in my size, but I want it anyway. Plus if I do enough of these Wellness Challenges, come November I get a discount on my health insurance premium. Also I can say, "See? I do all the right things and still I don't get to be thin."


Jesse - Jul 02, 2013 5:11:50 am PDT #27862 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

My dad tore his quadriceps tendon mowing the lawn yesterday, and was in surgery last night. Docs say he is allowed to go to Canada but basically won't be able to do anything that involves bending his right leg, which is a huge bummer. Probably no sailing or kayaking.

Yikes, that IS a huge bummer!

Eek, -t. I'm sure you will get paid eventually!

My ankles got attacked by misquitos.

I also have an itchy ankle!

Go you, WindSparrow. I liked when we had a walking challenge at work -- the teams got pretty competitive, which is a good time.


Zenkitty - Jul 02, 2013 5:11:54 am PDT #27863 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I'm working with four authors all surname Zhang, one with a chatty coauthor also surname Zhang. None of them remember to give me the manuscript number when they contact me.

Who was the Chinese emperor who mandated that everyone must have one of a handful of surnames? I'd like to go back in time and have a serious chat with that control freak.


Consuela - Jul 02, 2013 5:13:06 am PDT #27864 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Today I have a hair cut and a lunch interview, for which I don't feel very prepared. Need to look up these people on LinkedIn.

My father's dog, a cockapoo, has decided to bark at everyone walking past the house. It's very annoying, since he also thinks he's allowed to sit on the furniture. No dogs on the bed!


Consuela - Jul 02, 2013 5:24:22 am PDT #27865 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Oooh, I might have to get one of these. Connie Britton is selling a "What Would Tami Taylor Do?" t-shirt with "I stand with Texas Women" on the back: [link]

Profits go to Planned Parenthood.


-t - Jul 02, 2013 5:44:46 am PDT #27866 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

That's a great idea, go Connie Britton!

i'm no worse of than I've been all year, using my savings to pay my mortgage, but it feels like more of a problem since I was supposed to not be doing that this month. Ah, well. I have sent e-mails to everyone I can think of who might be able to fix it, nothing else I can do right now.


DavidS - Jul 02, 2013 5:51:51 am PDT #27867 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Your poor dad, Jessica. Lawn mowing is dangerous! (seriously I know more than one person who has lost a limb to a mower).

So....what's new with you guys?

Still recovering from my college reunion/birthday trip. Took two days of travel to get home because of delayed flights/missed connections. But the trip itself was so incredibly good. I hadn't been back to Kenyon in 26 years and it was just gorgeous. And spent lots of quality time with lots of my closest friends.

And even more was the rush of making new friendships, which was my crack of choice in college. I forgot how much I get off on building new friendships. It's so hard to make that happen after you're older and more settled, or dealing with parenthood.


§ ita § - Jul 02, 2013 6:02:38 am PDT #27868 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Office is hella stressful right now. I couldn't have transferred teams at a better time, except I still have the knowledge, so I'm called in to help. But I do escape most of the pressure, and it feels like the help isn't taken for granted (they are thanking everyone--it's just clear this is my responsibility, but not my job, if that makes sense).

I am spending too much night time thinking about work though--I do need to consciously clear my mind.

And I also need to pay attention to the fact that I'm back on Ambien, and that I need to cut myself off from communication after I take the night's dose. Dear lord.


Theodosia - Jul 02, 2013 6:06:30 am PDT #27869 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I just scheduled a 'routine' colonoscopy for next month. The only part I'm worried about is drinking the solution, which given my supertaster status could lead to gagging and/or vomiting all over the nurse's shoes. The rest of it would qualify as Unpleasant, for sure, but that aspect will be hands-down the worst, I fear.


SuziQ - Jul 02, 2013 6:07:55 am PDT #27870 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Today is going to be interesting. I dropped CJ off early this morning at the Sheriff's office. The team is assisting in an evidence search. He has an initial orthodontic appointment at 1pm but I'll likely have to reschedule that. Then I have my podiatrist appointment.

Between now and then I'm trying to update my MS Project schedule from hell based on some cryptic notes from the client and my PM isn't consistently available to help me translate the notes. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.