Can't even shout, Can't even cry. The Gentlemen are coming by. Looking in windows, knocking on doors. They need to take seven, and they might take yours. Can't call to mom, can't say a word. You're gonna die screaming but you won't be heard.

Dream Girl ,'Bring On The Night'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


JZ - Jun 27, 2013 6:39:49 am PDT #27386 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Thanks for the birthday wishes!

I thought I had started out my birthday by conquering the clog in the bathroom sink LIKE A BOSS, but it turns out that I only cleared the wad of hair at the bottom of the U-bend-y pipe; there's a bigger wad of something around another bend back inside the bathroom wall that I can't get at without a tool, and since the inside of the U-bendy was totally rust-crusted I really don't want to Drano it. So, calling the maintenance guy, after I make myself a big big birthday latte.


msbelle - Jun 27, 2013 6:45:43 am PDT #27387 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

hemsworth. seriously. that is all.


Jessica - Jun 27, 2013 6:49:38 am PDT #27388 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JZ!

I celebrated your birthday by taking my 6 year-old to Old Navy and Target this morning because I realized that after a year of wearing only a school uniform, my child has no shorts to wear to camp this summer. This situation has now been resolved. We have also acquired a Spider-Man piggy bank and an Angry Birds Star Wars t-shirt. But not a beach/pool towel, because I guess I subconsciously wanted to run MOAR ERRANDS after lunch.

This weekend will be spent LABELING ALL THE THINGS.


Jesse - Jun 27, 2013 6:51:03 am PDT #27389 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

hemsworth. seriously. that is all.

SERIOUSLY.


Amy - Jun 27, 2013 6:52:02 am PDT #27390 of 30001
Because books.

hemsworth. seriously. that is all.

Mmmm.

Only the older one, though.


msbelle - Jun 27, 2013 6:58:11 am PDT #27391 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

in my reality, there is only one.

other interesting facts about my reality:

I am 5'6" and still at my college weight.
People like sharp witty comments ALL THE TIME.
I will use all the clutter around my house for USEFUL THINGS at some point when I have more time.


Amy - Jun 27, 2013 7:04:29 am PDT #27392 of 30001
Because books.

Good god, msbelle is me! Or ... am I her?


tommyrot - Jun 27, 2013 7:05:14 am PDT #27393 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

You are all together.


msbelle - Jun 27, 2013 7:05:36 am PDT #27394 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

all together FABULOUS!


Trudy Booth - Jun 27, 2013 7:10:31 am PDT #27395 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Goo goo ga-joob