I just looked up the geography and unsurprisingly my in laws live as far away from your neighborhood as one possibly could while still being considered the same city.

I have been that bitch. I don't like it, because I want to be seen as a fun person, and I want people I think are attractive to think that they *could* touch me, but a lifetime of guarding my personal space/bodily integrity dies hard. That's one thing I don't get about the Push Girls...they are always asking random dudes to guide their chairs up steps or lift them on to things. And they never think somebody will grab a feel or boost their wallets?(of course, now they are on camera, but it seems like a long-standing, pun not intended, habit.) If I need help in public, I do what would make Gavin De Becker proud and ask a woman who has kids with her. Minimal meet-cute potential, but I do leave with the stuff I come with.

unsurprisingly my in laws live as far away from your neighborhood as one possibly could while still being considered the same city.

Loveland? (I'm trying to think of what's impossible to get to from Northside [which is no mean trick to get to -- there is no direct highway exit for it; it's ridiculous].) Miamitown? (Well, those are both outside the city limits of official incorporated city of Cincinnati.) Bethel? (Also outside city limits. WAY outside.) Moscow? Oxford?

Gud, sorry about the house. What are you going to do?

Sorry Suzi.

Indian Hill?

Ha! Sorry, I thought I put it in there. Anderson Township, way to the southeast of you. It's about a 35-40 minute drive, apparently. Probably not the absolute furthest away, honestly, but pretty durned far.

Anderson Township, way to the southeast of you. It's about a 35-40 minute drive, apparently. Probably not the absolute furthest away, honestly, but pretty durned far.

No way! Nah, from Northside it's maybe 20-25 minutes, depending on where exactly in Anderson Township. My dad lives in Mt. Washington, which is just to the west of Anderson Township, and my mom and stepdad live in Withamsville, which is about 10 minutes to the east of Anderson. (I also grew up out that way, so I probably know exactly where your in-laws live, but I don't want to be creepy as hell, so I won't ask. But yeah, I know Anderson Township pretty damn well.)

t edit There are definitely places that are further away from Northside while still being considered part of Cincinnati (whether "greater Cincinnati" [at which point you're talking SE Indiana and Northern Kentucky], or incorporated city of Cincinnati -- and actually, Anderson Township isn't incorporated city of Cincinnati; I think Mt. Washington is the furthest east that incorporated city of Cincinnati goes).

t edit again I mean "no way" in the sense of "What a coincidence that they live there!", not "No, you are wrong."

(Did you two get married in Cincy?)

Now I'm craving Mt. Washington chili.

So, I was trying to find the ATM machine on campus today. I was told it was in the bookstore and if not in the bookstore, it was in the library. So happily I hop over to the bookstore, no ATM. They told me to go to the library.

I walk into the library, see a functional ATM and put in my card.

DENIED

I put it in again

DENIED

I check my balance on my phone: $$ in account. So I call bank. They tell me the ATM didn't even contact the bank. There is probably a problem with the ATM.

I guess I didn't need cash today anyway. I wonder how far this $1.25 will stretch?

Now I'm craving Mt. Washington chili.

Camp Washington? (Down at the bottom of MLK, when you cross Central Pkwy and it becomes Hopple St.?) Dang, that *is* good chili.