Inara: Mal, this isn't the ancient sea. You don't have to go down with your ship. Mal: She ain't going down. She ain't going anywhere.

'Out Of Gas'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Fred Pete - Jun 19, 2013 9:09:06 am PDT #26394 of 30001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Happy Birthday, PMM!


le nubian - Jun 19, 2013 9:09:26 am PDT #26395 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Plei,

many happy birthdays!

Zenkitty re: vegetables.

The barefoot contessa has a fantastic recipe for roasted broccoli that I have used and adapted. I think she also roasts potatoes and winter veggies this way as well. They taste delicious and hold their flavor more than boiling.


Lee - Jun 19, 2013 9:17:03 am PDT #26396 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Happy Birthday Plei!


Amy - Jun 19, 2013 9:18:52 am PDT #26397 of 30001
Because books.

My favorite is asparagus and mushrooms roasted in a little olive oil, garlic, and sea salt. Deb Grabien made them during the SF2F, and I loved it.

One of my favorite new vegetable recipes is baked zucchini fries. It's a little bit of prep, and a lot of panko, but they're delicious.


Jessica - Jun 19, 2013 9:22:55 am PDT #26398 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Any time I have a veg I'm not sure about, I roast it with EVOO and salt. Works every time.*

Oh man, I had the best CSA salad this week. Roast beets, fresh peas and butter lettuce, tossed with a dill vinaigrette and some gorgonzola crumbles. SO FUCKING GOOD.

*Ok that's probably not true. Leafy greens don't roast all that well. Those you should grill.


Steph L. - Jun 19, 2013 9:23:59 am PDT #26399 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I was really sad when I roasted brussels sprouts and they turned out bitter anyway. I've HAD really good roasted brussels sprouts, so I have no idea why mine turned out bitter. I'm wary of trying again, though.


Zenkitty - Jun 19, 2013 9:26:49 am PDT #26400 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Cut them up into more or less bite-sized pieces.

Oh, hey. Problematic. How do I hold the vegetable? Which knife do I use? Do I cut toward my hand, or put it on a cutting board? And then how do I do either of those things without cutting myself? Do I slice it open, or slice it lengthwise, or what? Seriously, I might as well just hack at everything with a machete for all I know.

I asked how to cut open an avocado once, and was told, just cut it open and take out the pit. Cutting around the pit is the main problem! I stared at it for a minute, and gave it to my sister. Forget it. Too likely to take off the end of my finger.


sumi - Jun 19, 2013 9:34:10 am PDT #26401 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

Cutting board. In general: cut away from your hand.

Also: don't worry about mangling a few fruit and veg. How else are you going to learn?


Jessica - Jun 19, 2013 9:34:56 am PDT #26402 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

How do I hold the vegetable? Which knife do I use? Do I cut toward my hand, or put it on a cutting board? And then how do I do either of those things without cutting myself? Do I slice it open, or slice it lengthwise, or what?

Are you really asking, or is this supposed to be rhetorical?


Kate P. - Jun 19, 2013 9:44:32 am PDT #26403 of 30001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

How do I hold the vegetable? Which knife do I use? Do I cut toward my hand, or put it on a cutting board? And then how do I do either of those things without cutting myself? Do I slice it open, or slice it lengthwise, or what?

Put the vegetable on a cutting board. I generally use a big sharp knife. Hold the vegetable with one hand at one end/side of the vegetable, and cut down the center (you may have to move/rotate your non-cutting hand as you do this, so as not to slice your fingers off). Now you have two halves, each with a flat surface. Place each half on its flat side. That way you only need minimal pressure from your non-cutting hand to hold it in place. Proceed to cut up vegetable into whatever size/shape pieces you want.

This won't work so well for absolutely everything, but in general I think it's a good place to start.