This girl at school? She told me that gelatin is made from ground-up cow's feet and that every time you eat Jell-O there's some cow out there limping around without any feet. But I told her that I'm sure the cow is dead before they cut its feet off, right?

Dawn ,'Never Leave Me'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Zenkitty - Jun 19, 2013 8:23:44 am PDT #26385 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

And: Happy birthday, Plei!


flea - Jun 19, 2013 8:26:08 am PDT #26386 of 30001
information libertarian

I sort of gave up on Kay Graham's autobiography when she confessed that in college she was mystified by her fellow students who washed their cashmere sweaters - she had never even noticed that someone at her house was collecting her dirty clothes, washing them, and returning them to her closet. I mean, she obviously went on to accomplish great things, but I lost my sympathy for her at that point.


§ ita § - Jun 19, 2013 8:39:29 am PDT #26387 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

This assumes the clothes have labels.

And it assumes you can't learn. It's pretty easy to be on the conservative side about what will shrink and what will run, etc. Those are not mistakes that need to be made more than twice.


shrift - Jun 19, 2013 8:42:39 am PDT #26388 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Instructions usually start with "cut the vegetable" as if that's not problematic.

I'm a relatively experienced cook, and when I started with my CSA share even I had to Google image search some vegetables and then use How to Cook Everything as a guide.

But yeah, I have some friends who have never learned how to cook. The height of their ability is opening a can and heating something up. I've had them watch me, utterly baffled, as I made soup without a recipe. Like they don't even know how to go to there.


P.M. Marc - Jun 19, 2013 8:44:53 am PDT #26389 of 30001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

And it assumes you can't learn. It's pretty easy to be on the conservative side about what will shrink and what will run, etc. Those are not mistakes that need to be made more than twice.

Well, the good thing about hand me downs is that they tended, in my case, to be cheap polyester crap, which is pretty much impossible to destroy in the wash.

I think the only things I've accidentally damaged were wool, but it's been so long since I ruined anything that I can't remember.

Paul, OTOH, has probably ruined things since we've had the new machine, which is only 3 or so years.

This after over twenty years of laundry.


§ ita § - Jun 19, 2013 8:46:27 am PDT #26390 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Oh, hey--usability gurus--what am I missing? When I have typed in a user ID and clicked on "forget password" why do 90% of you take me to a screen and ask me to type in my user ID again?


Kate P. - Jun 19, 2013 8:47:25 am PDT #26391 of 30001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

I have NO idea how to prepare and cook vegetables. Aside from dump it in a pot and boil it until it's dead, which was my grandmother's/mother's technique and that's probably why I hate them. Instructions usually start with "cut the vegetable" as if that's not problematic.

Another easy method that works for tons of veggies is: Cut them up into more or less bite-sized pieces. Spread them out on a tray, drizzle with olive oil (enough to coat them lightly), sprinkle with salt & pepper, and whatever other herbs you want. Roast in the oven (350 or 375 ought to do it) until they look nice and brown and done. (If you take them out and they are not done, put them back in.) Nom.

Simple, easy, and delicious.


sumi - Jun 19, 2013 8:58:09 am PDT #26392 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

Happy Birthday, Plei!

(Is it a matter of concern that Google told me that it was your birthday. . . they are our unseen overlords, aren't they?)


§ ita § - Jun 19, 2013 9:01:21 am PDT #26393 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Happy birthday, PMM!

Man, I spent an hour and a half with a vendor yesterday using their tool to "build" an "app", and now I'm testing it on mobile and the results are, in order of mobile browsers tried (FF, Dolphin, Opera), crash browser, freeze before completely loaded, certificate error with no options available.

Bravo, guys! How can I possibly recommend your tool even slightly?


Fred Pete - Jun 19, 2013 9:09:06 am PDT #26394 of 30001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Happy Birthday, PMM!