Angel: Will you just shut up for once?! Illyria: What? Angel: My God, the speechifying. Has it ever occurred to you that now might not be the best time for when-we-were-muck stories?

'Time Bomb'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Jun 13, 2013 11:52:10 am PDT #25814 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, no tornados allowed near my childhood home. Go home tornados you are drunk.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 13, 2013 11:53:19 am PDT #25815 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

So THAT'S why they're always staggering around trailer parks!


le nubian - Jun 13, 2013 12:12:01 pm PDT #25816 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I couldn't see Hitler in the teapot, but I can see Jesus in this dog's butthole.

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Atropa - Jun 13, 2013 12:20:50 pm PDT #25817 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

meara, those are carefully posed. I specifically turn a bit to the side to get the most flattering perspective

Oh, like I do in the Goth at the Office photos? I take about 15 photos to get ONE decent image.

STAY SAFE, TORNADO PEOPLE.

DON"T GET BLOWN TO OZ, LISAH!

But if you do, please bring the sparkly shoes back with you and deliver them to me.


Maria - Jun 13, 2013 12:26:42 pm PDT #25818 of 30001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

I take about 15 photos to get ONE decent image.

I've taken upwards of 20 on occasion.

But I'm hypercritical of my body. I look in the mirror to this day and see the way I was before. BIDs are a bitch and a half.


sarameg - Jun 13, 2013 12:59:06 pm PDT #25819 of 30001

Waiting for the thunder to clear so I can go swim. t /optimist


flea - Jun 13, 2013 1:00:13 pm PDT #25820 of 30001
information libertarian

Okay, I am going to counteract the collective BIDs and note that I wore a new ruffly skirt that my mother sent me today, and I am cute as a button in it. Despite being 40.

Also I wear summer hats on the way to and from work and most days I get a compliment, which is so nice.


shrift - Jun 13, 2013 1:11:39 pm PDT #25821 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I enjoy food too much, but I need to be careful because it's sabotaging the rest of my hard work.

Why must food be so delicious? Why did someone bring the donut cart for charity around this morning?

I realize that I've been dealing with a killer combo of boredom + anxiety the last few months. I just wish the weight would come off as fast as it goes on, man.

I have trouble mustering the motivation to do enough exercise needed to capitalize on the nutrition.

Exercise is my stress relief. It's way more difficult for me to put down the cheese and beer.


Zenkitty - Jun 13, 2013 1:13:58 pm PDT #25822 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Between the heat, the humidity, some anxiety, and an asthma flare-up, I almost fainted on the way home. Not good. Still overheated and can't quite take a deep breath.

So I'm sitting on the couch in a tank top, braless, hair up, in knit shorts, trying to relax and cool down, and I know I'm a fright to see. The BIDs are having a grand good time.


Connie Neil - Jun 13, 2013 1:20:17 pm PDT #25823 of 30001
brillig

re: pictures and mirrors: I am often startled by my ass. There's a lot more of it than I think.