Did you laugh evilly while doing the ruining?
Of course. Isn't it mandatory when engaging in ruination?
You know me! I'm like, "Go school! It's your birthday!" Or something to that effect.
Willow ,'Empty Places'
Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
shrift - Nov 29, 2012 7:39:00 am PST #2567 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
tommyrot - Nov 29, 2012 7:40:42 am PST #2568 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
A lot of guys ignore the laugh, and that's about standards.
Lee - Nov 29, 2012 7:41:13 am PST #2569 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Especially if you don't have a thick black mustache to twirl.
Jesse - Nov 29, 2012 7:43:26 am PST #2570 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
MAC! So great!
tommyrot - Nov 29, 2012 7:50:07 am PST #2571 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Ginger - Nov 29, 2012 7:51:39 am PST #2572 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I am currently sitting in my office wearing my winter coat.
That's a cold office.
Signed, Woman Who Has Been on Tamoxifen and Thought She Might Never Need a Coat Again
That's great about Mac.
tommyrot - Nov 29, 2012 7:52:49 am PST #2573 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Fred Pete - Nov 29, 2012 7:55:59 am PST #2574 of 30001
Ann, that's a ferret.
Yay, Mac!
ChiKat - Nov 29, 2012 8:02:27 am PST #2575 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Yay, Mac!!!
It must be pantsless work day. I actually had to say these words to a student in the middle of class today:
"Are you seriously taking your pants off?"
Short answer: yes. Longer answer: He did indeed have shorts on under his pants, but I couldn't see them from where I was.
Steph L. - Nov 29, 2012 8:03:18 am PST #2576 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
I am so oppressed by my be-pants-ified workplace.