Especially if you don't have a thick black mustache to twirl.
This money, it is too much. You should have some small refund.
Niska ,'War Stories'
Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Lee - Nov 29, 2012 7:41:13 am PST #2569 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Jesse - Nov 29, 2012 7:43:26 am PST #2570 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
MAC! So great!
tommyrot - Nov 29, 2012 7:50:07 am PST #2571 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Ginger - Nov 29, 2012 7:51:39 am PST #2572 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I am currently sitting in my office wearing my winter coat.
That's a cold office.
Signed, Woman Who Has Been on Tamoxifen and Thought She Might Never Need a Coat Again
That's great about Mac.
tommyrot - Nov 29, 2012 7:52:49 am PST #2573 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Fred Pete - Nov 29, 2012 7:55:59 am PST #2574 of 30001
Ann, that's a ferret.
Yay, Mac!
ChiKat - Nov 29, 2012 8:02:27 am PST #2575 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Yay, Mac!!!
It must be pantsless work day. I actually had to say these words to a student in the middle of class today:
"Are you seriously taking your pants off?"
Short answer: yes. Longer answer: He did indeed have shorts on under his pants, but I couldn't see them from where I was.
Steph L. - Nov 29, 2012 8:03:18 am PST #2576 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
I am so oppressed by my be-pants-ified workplace.
askye - Nov 29, 2012 8:03:32 am PST #2577 of 30001
Thrive to spite them
YAY Mac!
Consueala, my Grandmother was adamant she did not want to go into assisted living EVER. And my Aunt Jo and Mom (and eventually her other sibs) worked hard to keep her at home. But eventually Aunt Jo started to have health problems from the stress and it became too much so they got her in an assisted living place. Grandma would call Aunt Jo dozens of times a day saying she was in a weird hospital and it was time for to leave and whatnot.
But it turned out to be the best thing for everyone. Aunt Jo got her life and health back, my Grandma flourished in a way no one thought would happen.
Prior to this Mom was all "I never want to be in a nursing home!" and after going through this experience she now wants a nice assisted living place where we can visit.
ChiKat - Nov 29, 2012 8:08:29 am PST #2578 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
re: the Nevermore cast. This bit of the article made me snort out loud:
On a different note, this solves the mystery of that Neil Gaiman tweet from a few weeks back (“On the good side I was just sent a cast list with James McAvoy, Ben. Cumberbatch, Christopher Lee, Anthony Head and Bernard Cribbins on it.“) that had people wondering what project he could possibly be referring to. Which he didn’t tell us until now. Because he’s Neil Gaiman, and there’s something of the troll about him.