Spoiler font because it's so gag worthy.
Punishment seems almost redundant at this point.
Eta- it does seem that they handled it reasonably smartly, and the lesson his own body is teaching him won't soon be forgotten.
Wesley: Perhaps the whole point of this experiment is hair. Gunn: I vote he's not in charge.
'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
brenda m - Jun 02, 2013 4:18:00 am PDT #24538 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Jesse - Jun 02, 2013 4:21:09 am PDT #24539 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Oh god, I was such a mess the morning after my prom, and my grandparents had just gotten into town for graduation, and I had to try to play it off. Good times.
DavidS - Jun 02, 2013 4:22:04 am PDT #24540 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Punishment seems almost redundant at this point.
The only punishment I intend is an apology note to Laura's mom.
DavidS - Jun 02, 2013 4:28:25 am PDT #24541 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
and the lesson his own body is teaching him won't soon be forgotten.
That's the thing.
I mean, I got hammered a couple times in high school. When my friend John ate of the vodka infused watermelon until he was incoherent and puking his guts out, we woke my Dad up at 4am to take care of him.
Compared to his peers, Emmett does so very little partying. Almost everybody he knows smokes pot. He doesn't. I don't think he's even been drunk before.
He watched his friend Jake turn into a serious drug addict (meth) and was around it and it really put him off.
Some shit you learn the hard way and - as noted - nobody left him to wander off or be unattended. Nobody got in a car driving drunk.
You just chalk it up.
He's in bed now. I'm going in to check on him every few minutes to check on his breathing. He's still SO boozy. But there's nothing left in his stomach.
Sophia Brooks - Jun 02, 2013 4:51:39 am PDT #24542 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
I am so sorry Suela.
You are being a very reasonable parent, Hec. Also, that combo sounds disgusting. I think I was saved from any alcohol related vomiting in my life because I cannot drink things that taste bad to me.
DavidS - Jun 02, 2013 4:56:22 am PDT #24543 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Also, that combo sounds disgusting.
I can't even imagine drinking that! Honestly, I don't think he's going to be drinking again any time soon.
I keep checking on him and his breath is still just so boozy and nast. I'll let him sleep for a couple hours and then try to get some Gatorade in him and rehydrate him and replace some electrolytes.
Dana - Jun 02, 2013 5:02:24 am PDT #24544 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
I'm sorry, Suela.
Sheryl - Jun 02, 2013 5:14:06 am PDT #24545 of 30001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"
Timelies all!
I'm so sorry, Consuela.
Jesse - Jun 02, 2013 6:10:24 am PDT #24546 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
OK, after two devilling tests, I think I don't care for the avocado in there! I think I'm going to go with mayo, lime, chipotle chile powder and pickled jalapenos. Maybe a little onion and/or cilantro.
Dana - Jun 02, 2013 6:31:05 am PDT #24547 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Incidentally, there's a dog DNA test on sale right now at Amazon for the next hour and a half.