Definitely B. Chocolate cake doesn't need icing, and you can't make it not a chocolate cake by putting a strawberry glaze on it.
I'm watching Magic Mike out of the corner of my eye and FUCK. FUCK Matt Bomer, Jesus. He is too much.
Lorne: Back in Pylea they used to call me "sweet potato." Connor: Really. Lorne: Yeah, well, the exact translation was "fragrant tuber" but…
'Conviction (1)'
Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - May 26, 2013 6:27:00 pm PDT #23765 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
brenda m - May 26, 2013 6:28:00 pm PDT #23766 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
C) A slice of any kind of cake whatsoever with chocolate frosting, because the frosting itself acts as a modifier that designates any cake upon which it's frosted as chocolate?
Obviously this is straight up bullshit. Though still more chocolate than I currently have.
Kate P. - May 26, 2013 6:28:55 pm PDT #23767 of 30001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
My first thought would be B, but I would not be put out by discovering that it was instead C.
Jesse - May 26, 2013 6:29:45 pm PDT #23768 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
The answer is B, clearly.
Connie Neil - May 26, 2013 6:30:02 pm PDT #23769 of 30001
brillig
A is the choice of all right-thinking humans. So there.
edit: And thus is another Great Buffista Argument born.
Sophia Brooks - May 26, 2013 6:31:14 pm PDT #23770 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
b. Cake that is chocolate.
le nubian - May 26, 2013 6:34:24 pm PDT #23771 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
JZ,
My first inclination is to find out more about the cake. I would assume A, but I have had some fucked up cakes.
Kate P. - May 26, 2013 6:35:05 pm PDT #23772 of 30001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
I mean, yes, B is obviously the answer (the cake is chocolate, thus it is chocolate cake), but I'm not about to argue if someone gives me another kind of cake with chocolate frosting on top. Basically, now I want cake.
Steph L. - May 26, 2013 6:35:12 pm PDT #23773 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
B. "Chocolate" modifies "cake." Frosting is optimal but optional, and can be any flavor, because the cake will still be chocolate.
White cake with chocolate frosting is not "chocolate cake."
Jesus Christ, I want cake now.
Atropa - May 26, 2013 6:39:57 pm PDT #23774 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
1 - A, 2 - C. CAKE I WANT CAKE NOW. Thank goodness the Infamous BlueJay is coming over with chocolate raspberry cupcakes.