Probably not appropriate for Good Stuff Happened Today: Deer Attacks Two Men, Steals Their Cigarettes
Rose approached the deer and he says the deer seemed friendly. But then Kellis and Rose say the deer then charged them and started to attack.
Rose and Kellis ran to Rose's pick-up truck to try to get away from the wild buck. The deer then "poked" Rose in his ribs, so Rose jumped out of his truck into the back-bed. Rose says he left his driver-side door open and the deer climbed in and took his pack of cigarettes that were sitting in his center console.
The deer starting eating Rose's smokes, and when Rose tried to get them back, Rose says the deer got more aggressive.
Maybe not appropriate, but damned funny.
Going for a hilly bike ride on Sunday with my brothers was a better option, frankly.
Exercise is great for exorcising stress.
My sister discovered him looking up apartment listings online yesterday! DAD, NO.
Difference between coping and escalating, stat! God, 'suela, I feel for you so much. And your father, and your mother. The pressures that are on you all (including your mother's imagined version of same) have got to be exerting a huge amount of push-pull for you all, and I hope (and believe) that the introduction of more family members to share the load pays off as soon as possible, so you don't increase your stress. Here's to some of these events being only in the rearview mirror and shrinking in size as you keep moving forwards.
Exercise is great for exorcising stress.
Which is why I skate roller derby.
Which is why I skate roller derby.
You skate roller derby so you can fuck people up without risking arrest.
Don't lie--I know that look in your eye. Very intimately.
My head is killing right now. I begged off the first couple hours of work, but it's not abating. And I have deadlines.
FUCK.
You need to stop consorting with demons, ita !
{file that under Stuff I Really Hope No Medical Professional Ever Says}
I just got invited to Fight Club. Or at least, I got a confidentiality notice for something I don't know anything about and not only the details but the fact of the project's existence is top secret.
So now you know.
The deer starting eating Rose's smokes, and when Rose tried to get them back, Rose says the deer got more aggressive.
That reminds me of the Tomacco episode of the Simpsons.
