River: The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems. Mal: See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like.

'Safe'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Trudy Booth - Nov 26, 2012 4:29:06 pm PST #2227 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

After he was laid off at 40, Lee Child deliberately set out to create lucrative thrillers. I doubt he would say much about the casting if the deal was right. As I recall, he's said he thinks of Jack Reacher as his height, which is 6'5".

Cruise should TOTALLY cast everyone proportionally shorter than him and use forced perspective an' stuff to LOOK 6'5". It could be a whole reverse-Hobbit thing.

How does someone sound Jewish?

It could be an inflection/cadence/word-arranging kind of thing. I can't describe it well, but as far as I can tell you don't so much talk like a Catskills comic.


DavidS - Nov 26, 2012 4:30:01 pm PST #2228 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

The Average White Baby is in the house!

And Matilda is feeding him.


meara - Nov 26, 2012 4:39:02 pm PST #2229 of 30001

Consuela, if you can get the doctor on the phone, maybe a little something for yourself??

No shit. I mean, not to be like "OMG, you really need to calm down!" or anything--more "OMG, you deserve a chance to freakin' relax"

Maybe some medicinal marijuana. :)

Cruise should TOTALLY cast everyone proportionally shorter than him and use forced perspective an' stuff to LOOK 6'5".

OK, I might see THAT, for shits and giggles. I just don't see how Tom Cruise is going to seem physically imposing. And while I don't think the guy has to be UGLY (I mean, he somehow finds women who do shit for him every book, he's gotta have something), he's supposed to be someone who gets on a bus to new towns with his wallet, and like, a knife and a toothbrush. Tom Cruise strikes me as someone who'd have to carry a mirror and gel.


Jesse - Nov 26, 2012 4:41:34 pm PST #2230 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I'm pretty sure a wallet and a knife would be too many possessions for Real Jack Reacher.

No shit. I mean, not to be like "OMG, you really need to calm down!" or anything--more "OMG, you deserve a chance to freakin' relax"

Yeah, that.


sarameg - Nov 26, 2012 4:45:48 pm PST #2231 of 30001

Loki is a big furry ball of therapy. He's making big eyes and puring at me as I rearrange his fatexcess skin. He's a big ball of cuddle. I wish I could ship his soothings to Consuela.


Atropa - Nov 26, 2012 4:54:03 pm PST #2232 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

But I think I can make a compelling argument that Brad Pitt should have played most of the roles in that movie. Well, either it is actually compelling or Jilli and Plei wanted me to shut up.

No, it is an actually compelling argument! One that we have developed shorthand for!


Steph L. - Nov 26, 2012 5:25:06 pm PST #2233 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

but love Magnolia -- please forgive me, Teppy

t obligatory Magnolia stinkeye


Kat - Nov 26, 2012 5:30:46 pm PST #2234 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

suela, vent away. When life feels one note, then venting makes perfect sense. It's not boring, at least to me. I just wish it were easier for you.

No opinion on the new TC movie, but knee jerk negative reaction to Cruise as an actor.

I went to the worst PD ever, which brings out the rude in me. It was sort of ugly... actually beyond ugly. The woman was both pedantic and ill-informed. Then in the stack of "articles" on giftedness she passed out, she included one from about.com. Really? This woman has her doctorate from where exactly?

(She also claimed that baby boomers weren't cheaters, in the grand scheme. And while I agree that cheating, like technology, is more pervasive now, I have to question that statement.)


Lee - Nov 26, 2012 5:41:28 pm PST #2235 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

YAY NORA AND TOM

poor Homer

Does anyone know where my credit card is? (and if you guess me, you lose)

eta:

suela, vent away. When life feels one note, then venting makes perfect sense. It's not boring, at least to me. I just wish it were easier for you.

Very much this.


§ ita § - Nov 26, 2012 6:01:36 pm PST #2236 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

and if you guess me, you lose

No, seriously. That's where it is. Who are you to argue? I mean, other than you? Look again. I'm sure of it.

To anyone who has an Android phone: be careful, it will call strangers. Seriously--tell it to call Brian Rich and it will totally look a number up on the internet and call it, and I DIDN'T SAY BRIAN RICH. I DON'T KNOW ANYONE CALLED BRIAN RICH. Voicemail picked up before I worked out what had happened.