Early: Where'd she go? Simon: I can't keep track of her when she's not incorporeally possessing a space ship. Don't look at me.

'Objects In Space'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


-t - May 06, 2013 4:48:09 am PDT #21643 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Wow, Frank, how terrible! I'm so glad you did get out.


DavidS - May 06, 2013 4:49:27 am PDT #21644 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Wow, Frank. Thank god you made it out.

I'm sorry about your landlord.


lisah - May 06, 2013 4:51:05 am PDT #21645 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

Oh, man, Frank. That's horrible. Glad you made it out and that you have someplace to go.


Consuela - May 06, 2013 4:55:21 am PDT #21646 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Good god, Frank. So glad you're okay, and so sorry for your landlord.

As others have pointed out, there's a whole industry built up about recovering from fires, and insurance should help cover some of that, at least.

... in other related news, they're talking about wildfires on the radio right now. It's only early May! Damn.


§ ita § - May 06, 2013 5:04:15 am PDT #21647 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

God, Frank--first and foremost--I'm so happy you're okay. That's horrible about your landlord, but relieved you got out in time.

If it's not stressful, don't be a stranger--drop in and tell us how you're doing. If it is stressful, you do have more important things on your plate, no worries.

Note to self: just because you don't live in wildfire country and you are pretty careful with things that could start a fire, DOESN'T MEAN YOU DON'T NEED INSURANCE. Stop putting that off.


tommyrot - May 06, 2013 5:09:34 am PDT #21648 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Wow, Frank. Glad you're safe and sound. Sorry about your landlord.


Polter-Cow - May 06, 2013 5:09:43 am PDT #21649 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Holy shitweasel, Frank, I'm so glad you're okay. And that your stuff is okay. How awful about your landlord.


Theodosia - May 06, 2013 5:13:08 am PDT #21650 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Thank goodness for alert passersby.

Everybody: please check your smoke alarms. And if you don't have them, get them. Now.


beth b - May 06, 2013 5:24:53 am PDT #21651 of 30001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I'm very sorry Frank - how awful for you . I am glad you are ok, but I sm very sorry to hear about your landlord. wishing you calm and ease through this


sumi - May 06, 2013 5:36:03 am PDT #21652 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

FYI - this post-Derby piece includes an adorable baby picture of Orb.