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§ ita § - May 06, 2013 5:04:15 am PDT #21647 of 30001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

God, Frank--first and foremost--I'm so happy you're okay. That's horrible about your landlord, but relieved you got out in time.

If it's not stressful, don't be a stranger--drop in and tell us how you're doing. If it is stressful, you do have more important things on your plate, no worries.

Note to self: just because you don't live in wildfire country and you are pretty careful with things that could start a fire, DOESN'T MEAN YOU DON'T NEED INSURANCE. Stop putting that off.

tommyrot - May 06, 2013 5:09:34 am PDT #21648 of 30001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Wow, Frank. Glad you're safe and sound. Sorry about your landlord.

Polter-Cow - May 06, 2013 5:09:43 am PDT #21649 of 30001

What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Holy shitweasel, Frank, I'm so glad you're okay. And that your stuff is okay. How awful about your landlord.

Theodosia - May 06, 2013 5:13:08 am PDT #21650 of 30001

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Thank goodness for alert passersby.

Everybody: please check your smoke alarms. And if you don't have them, get them. Now.

beth b - May 06, 2013 5:24:53 am PDT #21651 of 30001

oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I'm very sorry Frank - how awful for you . I am glad you are ok, but I sm very sorry to hear about your landlord. wishing you calm and ease through this

sumi - May 06, 2013 5:36:03 am PDT #21652 of 30001

Art Crawl!!!

FYI - this post-Derby piece includes an adorable baby picture of Orb.

Fred Pete - May 06, 2013 5:44:06 am PDT #21653 of 30001

Ann, that's a ferret.

Glad you're okay, Frank. Hope you find a good laundromat and dry cleaner to get rid of the smoke smells.

Trudy Booth - May 06, 2013 5:45:49 am PDT #21654 of 30001

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Frank, I'm so glad you're alright.

I sent you an email with some information. If your profile addy isn't good, please let me know and I'll resend.

Matt the Bruins fan - May 06, 2013 5:46:35 am PDT #21655 of 30001

"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Thank God you made it out safely, Frank. I'm sorry to hear about your landlord, and of course about the forced move situation.

Connie Neil - May 06, 2013 6:12:02 am PDT #21656 of 30001

brillig

Blessings on you and what's left of your house, Frank. I guess I'm going to put cancelling the renter's insurance under false economy.

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