You never know if a girl's gonna say 'yes', or if she's gonna laugh in your face and pull out your still-beating heart and crush it into the ground with her heel.

Xander ,'Help'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Cass - May 03, 2013 2:40:38 pm PDT #21453 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I think someone sprinkled sleepy dust on my house. All of the critters are asleep, and I keep nodding off.

Mine had the same sleepy dust all over this morning! Which would have been better on a day where I didn't need to be up and out.


-t - May 03, 2013 2:50:56 pm PDT #21454 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I'll bring you a quart of potato salad tomorrow, Lee! And maybe some strawberries. I didn't plan to buy them, but they smelled so good when I walked by, I had to.


Trudy Booth - May 03, 2013 3:06:32 pm PDT #21455 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Sigh. What makes you think that a 40 year old librarian wearing a wedding ring would possibly be interested in getting freaky with a presumably unemployed guy who spends the day hanging out in the library? I mean, he was relatively un-crude and polite about it, but seriously??

Were you wearing big glasses, a pout, and a bun held in place by pencils?


sarameg - May 03, 2013 3:07:13 pm PDT #21456 of 30001

I at like 5 bites of guac at a going-away party for a friend who is leaving work to go to school, and it made my stomach unhappy. I really hope I've not developed issues with avocados! Between that and the pool being over chlorinated (someone left the pumps on) I couldn't make my usual long swim. Got in my regular, at least?

Stomach is still off.


Cass - May 03, 2013 3:08:07 pm PDT #21457 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I really hope I've not developed issues with avocados!

No!!!!!!!


Stephanie - May 03, 2013 3:11:14 pm PDT #21458 of 30001
Trust my rage

Were there onions in the guacamole? That always gets me.


Jesse - May 03, 2013 3:11:20 pm PDT #21459 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Issues with avocados are some of the saddest issues there are.


sarameg - May 03, 2013 3:13:11 pm PDT #21460 of 30001

It might be the fattiness. I don't do well with it at all, and it's the same sort of roilly-acidic gurgliness. Bah.

It's bad enough I am distinctly NOT hungry. So hopefully it was enough nutrition for the night!


Trudy Booth - May 03, 2013 3:14:40 pm PDT #21461 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I now have a gas-x with my morning cup of coffee.

When the hell did all the old happen?


§ ita § - May 03, 2013 3:18:50 pm PDT #21462 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Well, anything to prevent bum burps. I can't believe the woo nurse apologised for bum burps. And, seriously, it was a context in which you just don't have to say anything other than to delay stuff long enough for your bum burps to dissipate. Please don't introduce me to that term.

Day of work...worked. Yay, good. Now, groceries, and then done for the day with stuff.