Issues with avocados are some of the saddest issues there are.
I could squeeze you until you popped like warm champagne, and you'd beg me to hurt you just a little bit more.
Fuffy ,'Storyteller'
Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - May 03, 2013 3:11:20 pm PDT #21459 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
sarameg - May 03, 2013 3:13:11 pm PDT #21460 of 30001
It might be the fattiness. I don't do well with it at all, and it's the same sort of roilly-acidic gurgliness. Bah.
It's bad enough I am distinctly NOT hungry. So hopefully it was enough nutrition for the night!
Trudy Booth - May 03, 2013 3:14:40 pm PDT #21461 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
I now have a gas-x with my morning cup of coffee.
When the hell did all the old happen?
§ ita § - May 03, 2013 3:18:50 pm PDT #21462 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Well, anything to prevent bum burps. I can't believe the woo nurse apologised for bum burps. And, seriously, it was a context in which you just don't have to say anything other than to delay stuff long enough for your bum burps to dissipate. Please don't introduce me to that term.
Day of work...worked. Yay, good. Now, groceries, and then done for the day with stuff.
-t - May 03, 2013 3:19:38 pm PDT #21463 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Oh, that is too bad, sara! Avocados are full of fat, though. Delicious, delicious, relatively healthy fat.
sarameg - May 03, 2013 3:21:18 pm PDT #21464 of 30001
I've been on regular doses of pepcid for the last decade. I not only got my dad's crappy knees, I got his crappy acidic gut with an intolerance for fatty stuff. I bring my own sugar & dairy sensitivities to the party, though.
sarameg - May 03, 2013 3:23:36 pm PDT #21465 of 30001
Oh, and apparently, carbs like bread and pasta and oats are also on the 'this better be fucking good for what it is going to cost you later.' Feh.
ita, bum burps? Seriously, what? FARTS? That's just too-too.
Burrell - May 03, 2013 3:26:28 pm PDT #21466 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Today has involved too much time around my children. Anyone want two kids, almost housebroken?
Jessica - May 03, 2013 4:01:02 pm PDT #21467 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
That idiotic "sex and alcohol make people happier than kids and religion" survey is making the social media rounds again, and I just can't. (Also, as an atheist who is currently drinking wine while somebody else puts the kids to bed...I don't really have a leg to stand on in this argument, do I?)
sarameg - May 03, 2013 4:11:00 pm PDT #21468 of 30001
Whatever makes you happy, Jess!
Currently, Loki is making me happy by purring and kneading my thigh. And now the Pumpk has joined us! Don't judge me!