Gunn: The final score can't be rigged. I don't care how many players you grease, that last shot always comes up a question mark. But here's the thing. You never know when you're taking it. It could be when you're duking it out with the Legion of Doom, or just crossing the street deciding where to have brunch. So you just treat it like it was up to you—the world in balance—'cause you never know when it is.

'Underneath'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Ginger - May 01, 2013 5:49:39 am PDT #21193 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I'm sorry for your loss, Nilly. Anyone who helped make you the person you are must have been a wonderful person.

Based on the nature of their character, which Muppet would have the highest probable factor of successfully assassinating Hitler?

Gonzo, of course, although Kermit would have to handle the logistics.


Dana - May 01, 2013 5:52:44 am PDT #21194 of 30001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

Totally Gonzo.


Tom Scola - May 01, 2013 5:52:45 am PDT #21195 of 30001
hwæt

Crazy Harry, obviously.


-t - May 01, 2013 5:54:16 am PDT #21196 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I'm so sorry, Nilly.

Good luck, ita, I hope someone has a plan and it is a good one. Glad the muffins are fixed, anyway.


lisah - May 01, 2013 5:56:26 am PDT #21197 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

So sorry for your loss, Nilly. Strength and peace to you and your family.


Trudy Booth - May 01, 2013 5:57:05 am PDT #21198 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I think "Beaker. There's a reason he only speaks in meeps. He's seen some dark shit." has got to be one of the funniest things I've ever read.


msbelle - May 01, 2013 5:57:30 am PDT #21199 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Oh Nilly. Peace and comfort to you and your family.


msbelle - May 01, 2013 5:57:53 am PDT #21200 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Today is my last day in the office with the Big Boss. I am wearing my happy dress.


Trudy Booth - May 01, 2013 5:58:49 am PDT #21201 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Aw Nilly, I'm so sorry. I'm glad he got to see his beautiful grandbabies.


billytea - May 01, 2013 6:02:53 am PDT #21202 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Based on the nature of their character, which Muppet would have the highest probable factor of successfully assassinating Hitler?

I'm envisaging an Ocean's Eleven situation. The Swedish Chef has access to the weapons, Lou Zealand's their marksman, Miss Piggy for the hand-to-hand stuff. Dr Bunsen Honeywdew and Beaker for tech, Kermit for planning, Scooter's the fixer, and so on and so on. This week's special guest: Chris Evans!