Wesley: Perhaps the whole point of this experiment is hair. Gunn: I vote he's not in charge.

'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


hippocampus - Apr 26, 2013 3:19:18 am PDT #20586 of 30001
not your mom's socks.

Erika, so very sorry to hear. Hugs to you and your mom.

Trudy, we're keeping your family in our thoughts.


Dana - Apr 26, 2013 3:42:05 am PDT #20587 of 30001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

The one time I served, it was an aggravated sexual assault case. Difficult, but at least it only lasted three days, and none of us had any doubt that the guy had done it.

Afterwards, the defendant's attorney said he'd probably get himself killed in prison before serving out his sentence.


Theodosia - Apr 26, 2013 4:39:16 am PDT #20588 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Ugh, Dana!

erika, I'm so sorry. You made the right decision, tough as that is, and I'm glad that there was good quality of life right up to the last day.

Trudy, fingers crossed.


Toddson - Apr 26, 2013 4:53:29 am PDT #20589 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

I get called for jury duty every two years. Like clockwork. We have a small permanent population, a number of non-citizens, lots of law enforcement and lawyers, and any number of people who haven't passed the cut-off for their felony convictions (I believe they have to be 10 years past the end of their sentence). So ... every two years I schlep down to the courthouse and go through the one day or one trial thing. And I get picked fairly often. Once it was for a drug case where the guy admitted he had the crack and the only question was whether it was for his own use or for distribution. We decided it was for personal use, which entailed a less severe sentence. On the upside, I got to see crack in person.

I also get called for the federal court; two or three times so far. I've lost track. They're a lot more demanding - you're on call for at least two weeks (call in the evening before to find out if you need to turn up the next morning) and they can extend it as much as they want. Once it was scary - big drug case with several defendants, some of whom were delivered to the courtroom in handcuffs. And the defendants got hold of a list of the jurors, with our names and, presumably, addresses. We saw them going through the list and matching up faces with names. We spent some time under the U.S. marshals' protection. Some people were seriously frightened; I remember one woman sitting in front of me shaking she was so scared. The judge declared a mistrial, dismissed us, and tossed us back in the pool.

Another time in the federal court - the U.S. District Court, to be formal - it was some poor guy who, basically, screwed up. He did some dumb stuff but happened to have crossed state lines, making it a federal case. We found him guilty, but some of the jurors were crying over having to do so.


§ ita § - Apr 26, 2013 5:25:26 am PDT #20590 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I like seeing the predominant species in different areas. There's a high concentration of Hondas and Toyotas where I live, and a noticible number of Mini Coopers. When I visit my sister in MI, Fords and Chevys predominate (unsurprisingly).

BMWs and Priuses here. Good lord, they're prevalent. It's hard to feel special about my new old car when there are a million on the road--older, newer, same age. And Prius has surged out of nowhere in the last couple years.

Also, cars are white, black, silver, and dark blue. BORING.

Yeah, I miss my dark red Jetta still. But I see very few of those, the VR6, on the road. More VWs than Michigan, unsurprisingly, but not that model. I get why people kept trying to buy my not-very-good-condition one off me.


tommyrot - Apr 26, 2013 5:31:00 am PDT #20591 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The Prius is the number one selling car for California, so I'm not surprised you see a lot of them.

I work in a wealthy suburb of Chicago, so Mercedes are a dime a dozen. Lots of Lexus, Audi, etc. A fair number of Bentleys, Masaratis and Nisan Leafs. Plus the occasional Tesla Model S.


Nora Deirdre - Apr 26, 2013 5:34:12 am PDT #20592 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Then there are clients who are "ID protection," which means we're basically creating a false identity under their name to throw Googlers off the track of their negative items.

YIKES. better-job~ma to you, Amy.

When I was living in MA I got called to serve a few times, but it was always just after I moved to a different county, so I was ineligible.


Zenkitty - Apr 26, 2013 5:43:44 am PDT #20593 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I see a lot of Priuses and other hybrids here. C'ville is Virginia's crunchy-granola spot. The number of smug rich hippies here is staggering.


Toddson - Apr 26, 2013 5:43:49 am PDT #20594 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

For some reason I seem to be seeing more Jaguars (the car, not the cat) these days. I don't know if I'm noticing them or if there actually are more. And when I see one of the little "smart cars" I smile - they're so darn cute!


Steph L. - Apr 26, 2013 5:59:35 am PDT #20595 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

when I see one of the little "smart cars" I smile - they're so darn cute!

I drive a Toyota Echo, which is fairly damn small. One day when I went to the library, there was a Smart Car parked with an open space next to it, so I parked there just to make my car feel big. And then I took a picture: [link]