Home schooling? You know, it's not just for scary religious people anymore.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Ginger - Apr 25, 2013 7:23:26 am PDT #20482 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

My mom's health was failing so bad in the last year that I reflected that if she were a cat, I'd have to put her down to be a responsible pet owner.

I certainly thought the same about my father. I decided it was time to let Gremlin go after she had lost about a third of her weight, couldn't stand and only ate if you put food in her mouth. During that same period, my father's condition was quite similar, but there was nothing we could do except a DNR order.

Kate, surely there's a rule that you only have to let police and firemen into your house before 7 a.m.

A pair of robins have decided that the place to build a nest is right outside my back door. It seems like every time I go outside, I interrupt a robin with a load of nesting material.


Kate P. - Apr 25, 2013 7:23:37 am PDT #20483 of 30001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Right?? Ugh. In their defense, they thought we had said we had to leave the house by 7, but I know we clearly said -- TWICE -- that we don't usually leave until 9. We are usually UP by 7. (Next time, I'm putting it in writing!)


erikaj - Apr 25, 2013 7:24:50 am PDT #20484 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

It's hard because she wanted to be with me ALL THE TIME(even when it might not have been the best idea.Like under my chair.)


Jessica - Apr 25, 2013 7:26:17 am PDT #20485 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I don't even let my KIDS wake me up at 5:30am, unless one of them is on fire.*

*Hypothetically. We have yet to test this rule.


Dana - Apr 25, 2013 7:27:09 am PDT #20486 of 30001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

In Texas! Found the internet code, turned on the TV, found Judge Judy. I think I'm set for today.


Steph L. - Apr 25, 2013 7:30:54 am PDT #20487 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

*Hypothetically. We have yet to test this rule.

"Sweetie, it's 4 in the morning. Stop, drop, roll, and go back to bed!"


Consuela - Apr 25, 2013 7:38:22 am PDT #20488 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

oh, erika, I'm sorry. It's so hard.


brenda m - Apr 25, 2013 7:45:16 am PDT #20489 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Oh Erika.

My father called me at 6:30 Monday morning to tell me that:

A, his phone was broken (yeah, I don't know)
B, he hurt his hand and needed me to tell my sister he needed her to take him to the VA that afternoon
C, he had already sent her a text message to that effect
D, because he couldn't call her because his phone was broken.


le nubian - Apr 25, 2013 7:48:29 am PDT #20490 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

brenda, what did you do?

is his hand hurt?

did he text your sister?


Kate P. - Apr 25, 2013 7:48:40 am PDT #20491 of 30001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

brenda, wow. What can you even say to that?