Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Zenkitty - Apr 25, 2013 5:59:10 am PDT #20467 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I'm so sorry, erika. We never have enough time with them.

I did not share this thought with any relatives.

My sister and I had that thought many times. We kept it to ourselves. But I doubt we're the only ones.

a pasture full of grazing cows across the street from a Burger King. I'm not sure if that's really convenient or an uprising waiting to happen.

WAKE UP, SHEEPLE! Burger King is cattle! To Serve Beef--it's a cookbook!


Steph L. - Apr 25, 2013 6:00:09 am PDT #20468 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

erika, I'm so sorry. It's so hard, even when it's the best thing for them.


erikaj - Apr 25, 2013 6:04:52 am PDT #20469 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

It's weird, because although she slowed up as she got older, even most of the day yesterday she seemed like herself. Than last night, she seized and a bunch of other stuff you don't have to be Dr. Herriot to know is very bad. She was a good friend. She even went to an f2f and tried to snatch Clovis from Jilli.


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 25, 2013 6:08:29 am PDT #20470 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

That's rough, erika. My sympathies.


Frankenbuddha - Apr 25, 2013 6:11:47 am PDT #20471 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I've been so behind in the big threads I've missed a lot of folks who have suffered losses. Now that I'm caught up, I want to extend my condolences to erika and everyone else (and there seem to have been a lot of you lately) who have lost a family member, be they two-legged or four.


Sue - Apr 25, 2013 6:16:38 am PDT #20472 of 30001
hip deep in pie

Aw, I'm sorry erika.


Jessica - Apr 25, 2013 6:43:08 am PDT #20473 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I'm so sorry, erika.


le nubian - Apr 25, 2013 6:49:08 am PDT #20474 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I'm sorry erika! Man.

Good luck with the job, Calli.

and I want a lemur-cam.


Jesse - Apr 25, 2013 6:56:31 am PDT #20475 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh, erika, I'm sorry.


Kate P. - Apr 25, 2013 7:00:27 am PDT #20476 of 30001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

erika, I'm so sorry.

I decree all Buffista pets should take at least a year off of getting sick or dying.