I just said that you're pretty. Even when you're covered in...engine grease, you're... No, especially, especially when you're covered in engine grease.

Simon ,'Jaynestown'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kate P. - Apr 24, 2013 7:36:44 am PDT #20374 of 30001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Ugh, ita.

Yay for Sparky's DH!

I'm hungry, and I don't have nearly as many crackers at work as I thought I did. Boo.


DavidS - Apr 24, 2013 7:47:49 am PDT #20375 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Would Matilda like a taxidermied squirrel? I hear the Blogess could help her out.

Heh - we've got a taxidermied mouse in the house, much like the one on the Bloggess' book cover. It's actually a Hamlet mouse with a little ruff around its neck and holding a little mousey Yorick skull.


Toddson - Apr 24, 2013 7:53:13 am PDT #20376 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

She now has a taxidermied robot mouse.

Since she's using it for her blog, she's decided it's tax deductible.

This is why IRS staff burn out early, isn't it?


le nubian - Apr 24, 2013 8:01:27 am PDT #20377 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I just received an email with the subject line: "insert logo here"

text of the email was an announcement of student awards.


lisah - Apr 24, 2013 8:06:29 am PDT #20378 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

Woohoo Geneva job!

I totally have the ASMR thing too! Until the TAL piece that I heard a couple of weeks ago I thought everyone had it. I don't get it from all whispering, lip smacking, tongue clicking and some other sounds set my teeth on edge.


erikaj - Apr 24, 2013 8:14:56 am PDT #20379 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

For me, it's that nervous finger-tapping...really makes me want to break the tapper's hand(I had several instructors that did it too.)


-t - Apr 24, 2013 8:19:47 am PDT #20380 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Woohoo, Sparky, that's great news!

My sister raised a baby squirrel that was, hm, must have been injured or something to have come into her possession, I forget that part. Used to like to perch on her head. It eventually went back into the "wild" of the Portland tree canopy.


tommyrot - Apr 24, 2013 8:25:48 am PDT #20381 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

New US$100 bill in circulation 10/8 - Boing Boing

The new US$100 bill will go into circulation on October 8, 2013. New security features include a "3-D Security Ribbon" woven into the paper. The image changes from bells to 100s with the viewing angle, and "color-shifting" bell graphic that changes from copper to green, "an effect which makes the bell seem to appear and disappear within the (copper-colored) inkwell."


Steph L. - Apr 24, 2013 8:29:21 am PDT #20382 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Please tell me Batman is on the new $100 bill.

(Seriously, about 2 hours ago at work we were discussing currency, and how you don't have to be a president to be on the bill, thank you B. Franklin. So I said Batman should be on the $20, and Chatty said that would be too confusing, since Jackson is crazier than Batman.)


Tom Scola - Apr 24, 2013 8:31:22 am PDT #20383 of 30001
hwæt

I would totally be down for a Bruce Wayne: President crossover event.