You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command here.

Jayne ,'The Train Job'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


aurelia - Nov 24, 2012 5:06:07 pm PST #2004 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Heh. Radi-Aid [link] The bouncing radiator toward the end kills me.

JZ, it sounds like they've been watching the raptors.


DavidS - Nov 24, 2012 5:28:13 pm PST #2005 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Heh. The Giants (baseball) board is discussing the Giants DVD of their championship season and they've decided that Buster Posey is a Mary Sue.

Pretty anvilicious of him to hit a Grand fuckin' Slam against our most hated pitcher, Mat Latos, in the deciding game against the Reds. C'mon, now.


Steph L. - Nov 24, 2012 5:35:17 pm PST #2006 of 30001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Pretty anvilicious of him to hit a Grand fuckin' Slam against our most hated pitcher, Mat Latos, in the deciding game against the Reds. C'mon, now.

That was excessive and gaudy. He probably batted his big Mary Sue violet eyes right before he did it.

::grumble::


Cass - Nov 24, 2012 5:43:15 pm PST #2007 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Doing crazy shit for the pure thrillseeking fun of it just because they can?

I totally would.

Bunny pets are the best. Only think better is bunny licking your hand. I need to go pet a bunny soon. Bunnies are soft and delightful.


JZ - Nov 24, 2012 5:46:10 pm PST #2008 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I totally would.

That's exactly what the gay couple next to me, up on the hilltop cooling down from their tennis game and agog at the hummingbirds, said!


DavidS - Nov 24, 2012 6:01:52 pm PST #2009 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

That was excessive and gaudy. He probably batted his big Mary Sue violet eyes right before he did it.

Plus he's coming back from a career threatening injury? And his wife produces cute twin daughters in the offseason?

Then in the sequel our scrappy second basemen gets taken out on a late slide by the hulking evil brute (Matt Holliday), and then gets the go-ahead hit which said evil brute misplays for an error? THEN Our Scrappy Second basemen catches the last out of the game in the obviously cinematic rain? Like, we haven't seen Shawshank Redemption before? C'mon Giants. You're better than that.

Not to mention the crazy reversed redemption stories for Lincecum/Zito, Panda and the recurring Mat (Latos), Matt (Holliday), Matt (Cain) motif.

Raining anvils, baby.


DavidS - Nov 24, 2012 6:03:41 pm PST #2010 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Seriously?

Did I mention he wins the NLCS MVP? Pfft.


Pix - Nov 24, 2012 6:15:01 pm PST #2011 of 30001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Bunny pets are the best. Only think better is bunny licking your hand. I need to go pet a bunny soon. Bunnies are soft and delightful.

Come visit! You know Cricket fosters them and has several of her own, right? She's currently up to 7.


Cass - Nov 24, 2012 6:16:26 pm PST #2012 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Then in the sequel our scrappy second basemen gets taken out on a late slide by the hulking evil brute (Matt Holliday), and then gets the go-ahead hit which said evil brute misplays for an error? THEN Our Scrappy Second basemen catches the last out of the game in the obviously cinematic rain? Like, we haven't seen Shawshank Redemption before? C'mon Giants. You're better than that.

Oh god, this is what cats posts read like to you, isn't it?

None of those words make sense. I think the Hulk is protecting Bucky Barnes and then Nick Fury schools everyone. Right? Because that scenario needs more Natasha.


Cass - Nov 24, 2012 6:19:43 pm PST #2013 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

That's awesome! My aunt and uncle only have one. And I think they check my skirts for them before I leave. Well, emo eyeliner bunnies and gray cats.

Cricket has enough that I might be able to sneak one past. She'd hardly notice.

I need a LAista visit soon.