Heh. The Giants (baseball) board is discussing the Giants DVD of their championship season and they've decided that Buster Posey is a Mary Sue.
Pretty anvilicious of him to hit a Grand fuckin' Slam against our most hated pitcher, Mat Latos, in the deciding game against the Reds. C'mon, now.
Pretty anvilicious of him to hit a Grand fuckin' Slam against our most hated pitcher, Mat Latos, in the deciding game against the Reds. C'mon, now.
That was excessive and gaudy. He probably batted his big Mary Sue violet eyes right before he did it.
::grumble::
Doing crazy shit for the pure thrillseeking fun of it just because they can?
I totally would.
Bunny pets are the best. Only think better is bunny licking your hand. I need to go pet a bunny soon. Bunnies are soft and delightful.
I totally would.
That's exactly what the gay couple next to me, up on the hilltop cooling down from their tennis game and agog at the hummingbirds, said!
That was excessive and gaudy. He probably batted his big Mary Sue violet eyes right before he did it.
Plus he's coming back from a career threatening injury? And his wife produces cute twin daughters in the offseason?
Then in the sequel our scrappy second basemen gets taken out on a late slide by the hulking evil brute (Matt Holliday), and then gets the go-ahead hit which said evil brute misplays for an error?
THEN
Our Scrappy Second basemen catches the last out of the game in the obviously cinematic rain? Like, we haven't seen Shawshank Redemption before? C'mon Giants. You're better than that.
Not to mention the crazy reversed redemption stories for Lincecum/Zito, Panda and the recurring Mat (Latos), Matt (Holliday), Matt (Cain) motif.
Raining anvils, baby.
Bunny pets are the best. Only think better is bunny licking your hand. I need to go pet a bunny soon. Bunnies are soft and delightful.
Come visit! You know Cricket fosters them and has several of her own, right? She's currently up to 7.
Then in the sequel our scrappy second basemen gets taken out on a late slide by the hulking evil brute (Matt Holliday), and then gets the go-ahead hit which said evil brute misplays for an error? THEN Our Scrappy Second basemen catches the last out of the game in the obviously cinematic rain? Like, we haven't seen Shawshank Redemption before? C'mon Giants. You're better than that.
Oh god, this is what cats posts read like to you, isn't it?
None of those words make sense. I think the Hulk is protecting Bucky Barnes and then Nick Fury schools everyone. Right? Because that scenario needs more Natasha.
That's awesome! My aunt and uncle only have one. And I think they check my skirts for them before I leave. Well, emo eyeliner bunnies and gray cats.
Cricket has enough that I might be able to sneak one past. She'd hardly notice.
I need a LAista visit soon.