It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - Apr 21, 2013 7:18:20 am PDT #19949 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

They are READY.

Guac-Fest 2013!

Or possibly the world's biggest shrimp salad with avocado.

Now you just need to marathon something.


le nubian - Apr 21, 2013 7:31:14 am PDT #19950 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

hahaha! I was just going to eat them raw, but you know, I think I need to make some guac or put them on a salad.

I like tacos!


Lee - Apr 21, 2013 7:32:29 am PDT #19951 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Today's agenda: Go to home depot and buy landscaping rocks and a couple of rumble stones

Use the landscaping rocks and rumble stones to create a temporary solution to the gap under the gate that's currently just big enough for a corgi size dog to get under if he really wants to.

Plant the flowering shrub I accidentally bought at Home Depot

Pretend to clean a little

Go see Fella in San Jose, finalize plans to get him home to me.

Kill time in San Jose.

Go have a massage in San Jose at 7:00

Drive home


le nubian - Apr 21, 2013 7:34:18 am PDT #19952 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Go see Fella in San Jose, finalize plans to get him home to me

I briefly forgot that Fella was the name of your new pup. I just figured you were acquiring a man today.


SuziQ - Apr 21, 2013 7:39:04 am PDT #19953 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

You are not alone, le nub.

I have cleaned/organized under my sink and in my laundry room. I want a couple more containers for my pantry but I'm pretty happy with my results so far.

K-Bug is coming over in a bit and then we are off for some girly shopping.


le nubian - Apr 21, 2013 7:40:11 am PDT #19954 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Lee is really organized. I can kind of imagine that might be how it would go down.


sarameg - Apr 21, 2013 7:41:13 am PDT #19955 of 30001

Time to vacuum everything.


-t - Apr 21, 2013 7:42:00 am PDT #19956 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Doggy! Avocados! Yay!

I have so much I should be doing but am mostly concentrating on coming up with "reasons" to procrastinate. So it goes.

ION, Tylenol may fight existential angst [link]

I don't know how I feel about that.


Scrappy - Apr 21, 2013 7:42:56 am PDT #19957 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Guess who spent 20 delightful minutes chatting with Stephen Root at a party last night? ME THAT'S WHO.


-t - Apr 21, 2013 7:45:34 am PDT #19958 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Nice!