Gunn: We open a can of Machiavelli on his ass. Harmony: It's Matchabelli, Einstein, and it doesn't come in a can.

'Soul Purpose'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 19, 2013 7:54:36 am PDT #19560 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

In closer news, a branch of the bank I do business with about five blocks over and down from where I live got robbed, and police are telling residents to avoid the area until he's caught: [link]


Steph L. - Apr 19, 2013 7:55:03 am PDT #19561 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

He is, but Ed Davis standing up next to him made him look like an action figure, not a full-sized human.

I was thinking maybe Ed Davis is a giant.


-t - Apr 19, 2013 7:57:40 am PDT #19562 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Dog door! Woohoo!


Consuela - Apr 19, 2013 7:58:27 am PDT #19563 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Crap. I'm really sorry these guys appear to be Chechen Muslims. Because really what we need are more reasons to encourage the Islamophobic jackasses. Damnit.

I was really hoping that they could be captured without any more deaths. Damn damn damn.


Jesse - Apr 19, 2013 8:09:52 am PDT #19564 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I was thinking maybe Ed Davis is a giant.

That is the actual truth.


Steph L. - Apr 19, 2013 8:17:58 am PDT #19565 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Oh, Facebook. I have a friend on FB who is INSISTING that the "controlled explosion" is that the police are going to blow up a house in Cambridge. A WHOLE HOUSE.

I tried to correct her. I really tried. I don't know whether to link news articles on her comment thread, or just go eat a damn cupcake.


Jesse - Apr 19, 2013 8:18:23 am PDT #19566 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Cupcake.

I think I'm going to open a bottle of wine. Maybe I could nap?


§ ita § - Apr 19, 2013 8:18:52 am PDT #19567 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm really sorry these guys appear to be Chechen Muslims. Because really what we need are more reasons to encourage the Islamophobic jackasses.

But you know some people are relieved that Islamophobia ain't just racism any more.

Man, I can't type around the epithets I wanted refer to, and I feel like an idiot eliding. Ah, well. Use another sentence entirely.

I just, for sake of distraction (I'm waiting on a slide deck to validate, and I can't start without it) took the Harvard Project Implicit test on gay/straight bias, and am not surprised to come out "moderate automatic preference for Gay People compared to Straight People" since I winced before every "telling" keystroke. I don't know if that ends up measuring what they want it to measure. I don't feel like it was implicit at all.


brenda m - Apr 19, 2013 8:19:15 am PDT #19568 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Swear to dog, Jesse, I just almost posted "is it too early for wine?"


Burrell - Apr 19, 2013 8:19:53 am PDT #19569 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I took care of an onerous task today! And it wasn't even Onerous Task Day or anything. Feeling kinda special right now.