I'm working on a new project that has 539 tasks so far.
Oh, good god.
You're nice, and you're funny and you don't smoke, and okay, werewolf, but that's not all the time. I mean, three days out of the month, I'm not much fun to be around, either.
Willow ,'Get It Done'
Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Consuela - Apr 17, 2013 11:58:43 am PDT #19202 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Nora Deirdre - Apr 17, 2013 11:59:27 am PDT #19203 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
I've decided to disengage from social media for a while so I can get my anxiety levels under some semblence of control. That means I will likely get my news here, so check your sources before posting, folks! (insert winky emoticon here so I don't sound like a jerk.)
Steph L. - Apr 17, 2013 12:01:56 pm PDT #19204 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Breaking news: Nora is 100% unadulterated awesome.
DavidS - Apr 17, 2013 12:05:29 pm PDT #19205 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Breaking news: Nora is 100% unadulterated awesome.
Corroborated.
Toddson - Apr 17, 2013 12:08:37 pm PDT #19206 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
My first reaction to Steph and David was, "well, duh" ... but I'm trying to be nicer. Not msbelle's level of nice, 'cause she's the nicest, but nicer than "raging bitch."
§ ita § - Apr 17, 2013 12:16:54 pm PDT #19207 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Bad PowerPoint. The worst, actually.
I am straight up not lying when I say I thought I recognised a couple of those. Before we separated, I am pretty sure I saw the peers of the IT Modernization Roadmap and the Strategy Map For The US Army/Army/Army Scorecard (how is that a title?).
But if I had seen the Design For Social Change I think I would have LLOLed (first L for literally, honestly, seriously, no joke).
So the team I just got pulled off of? The guy they replaced me with didn't get back from lunch until 1:40. Kickoff meeting was 1:00. Not his fault--he didn't get the email in time. But it makes sense to pull me off, because I'm already on a parallel team for "executing on" other findings from the same study.
Everyone is running from meeting to meeting--this same guy had to attend a meeting in my place this morning because of my first sitdown with the CIO. And all the day since then has been putting together the slide deck for the 3:00 regroup. This is my ten (five?) minute break that I take at my desk, as opposed to the one I took waiting in line for lunch (half of which is still on my desk).
le nubian - Apr 17, 2013 1:55:51 pm PDT #19208 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
So Legoland is doing a themed Lego hotel. Do you think adults without kids can stay in it?
Because I think this just made my week.
Glamcookie - Apr 17, 2013 2:06:20 pm PDT #19209 of 30001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Legoland is so awesome and the new hotel looks to be cool as well. I think DW and I might like Legoland even more than Shane does (and that's a lot!).
Juliebird - Apr 17, 2013 2:24:23 pm PDT #19210 of 30001
I am the fly who dreams of the spider
I have an appointment with an attorney. The receptionist said that if we sign a contract, the bill will be between 800 and 1500. Holy shit, guys. I got myself into this mess because my autopay discontinued due to my lack of money in the bank. I guess I'll find out if they'll take payment installments, otherwise I'm going to have to shatter my parent's image that I'm a good doobie. Apparently no insurance in NJ is worse than a DUI, which makes absolutely no sense to me.
le nubian - Apr 17, 2013 2:32:30 pm PDT #19211 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
Juliebird, man. I'm sorry to hear that. WOW.