I go online sometimes, but everyone's spelling is really bad. It's... depressing.

Tara ,'Get It Done'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Apr 17, 2013 6:23:05 am PDT #19144 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Social Cafe? Something like that?

Stanton Social, yes! I haven't been in ages, but their food is so good.


Jesse - Apr 17, 2013 6:33:50 am PDT #19145 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Jesse - is this good enough for GoodStuffHappenedToday?

So good!


-t - Apr 17, 2013 6:47:48 am PDT #19146 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Network is down and everything is Citrix based. Whee!

At least the coffee works.


msbelle - Apr 17, 2013 6:50:42 am PDT #19147 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

My big boss (the horrible one) said I should hear something soon. I believe nothing until I see it in writing.


§ ita § - Apr 17, 2013 6:55:31 am PDT #19148 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Shit, I thought the email my boss sent was about a work group I'd already joined, but apparently not, I am now on, like, three as well as having half my time allocated to a different director. It is now clear I have overreached.

Pity me.


Steph L. - Apr 17, 2013 6:58:18 am PDT #19149 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I just had to invoke the underpants gnomes in a meeting. Seriously. And it wasn't to be funny; it was to point out what an IDIOTIC "plan" this dude had.

Stab stab.


Amy - Apr 17, 2013 7:01:09 am PDT #19150 of 30001
Because books.

The .. underpants gnomes?


-t - Apr 17, 2013 7:02:34 am PDT #19151 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

On hold with benefits people about getting H's 401k into my hands. Apparently they set up the beneficiary account last August but didn't transfer the funds or tell me whatever I needed to do to make that happen. Sigh.


DavidS - Apr 17, 2013 7:04:34 am PDT #19152 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

The .. underpants gnomes?

Profit!


Steph L. - Apr 17, 2013 7:04:36 am PDT #19153 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Underpants gnomes.

Most famous for their business plan. (The business plan, of course, being what I was citing in the meeting.)