Is this the worst
Yes, mostly because they are dead wrong about angel hair. It is #1 all the way.
I have strong feelings about pasta.
(I actually think that list is funny; I hope they were being smart-asses and making fun of themselves and all their damn lists when they put it together.)
Is this the worst
Alphabet pasta better than angel hair AND fettucine? No, fail.
Misread that as "not been a viable technique with bears."
I'm glad that you are at least fed, Dana.
And good on the padding, Sheryl.
Consuela, I'm so sorry. I hope your next employers are aware of and demonstrative about what a good job you do for them.
Yay for a good eval and a raise, Lee!
And Amy, I'd have to concur on the cupcake-giving.
Sheryl, I meant to say, sorry about all the maybe not terrible but still bad stuff that hit you yesterday, some of it literally. I'm glad to hear there may be some hazard mitigation coming out of it, at least.
Yeah, that pasta list is pretty darn full of wrongness.
I keep going out to look at the yard. But it is dark! I think I might get another tie to put by the sidewalk leading to the steps.
In the absence of can opener, do not attempt to open bear with corkscrew.
Words to live by.
Eta: Ha! Perfect x-post five, Jen!
But can you open a bear with a can opener?