I can handle the Oz Full Monty. I mean, not 'handle' handle.

Xander ,'Help'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


-t - Apr 16, 2013 3:20:34 pm PDT #19060 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I'm sorry your employers don't appreciate you, Consuela. Someone noticing your good work makes such a difference.


Dana - Apr 16, 2013 3:32:52 pm PDT #19061 of 30001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

FUUUUCK the can opener has been packed and the can of beans is sitting there, unopened, staring at me malevolently.


Jesse - Apr 16, 2013 3:33:47 pm PDT #19062 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Knife and hammer?


Amy - Apr 16, 2013 3:34:26 pm PDT #19063 of 30001
Because books.

Attack it with a pair of scissors? (Stabbing, not cutting.)


brenda m - Apr 16, 2013 3:35:08 pm PDT #19064 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Are you by a campfire? Are your belongings in a bandana and/or on a stick? Please don't tell me if I am wrong.


Steph L. - Apr 16, 2013 3:38:14 pm PDT #19065 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Are you by a campfire? Are your belongings in a bandana and/or on a stick? Please don't tell me if I am wrong.

She's going to jump in a boxcar when the next train goes by. (Also, she gets really good 4G coverage at that campfire.)


-t - Apr 16, 2013 3:39:06 pm PDT #19066 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Swiss army knife with a can opener blade?

This is why I have a can opener living in my emergency kit.


Dana - Apr 16, 2013 3:45:44 pm PDT #19067 of 30001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

I had to go talk to my neighbor, and I was already kind of peopled-out today. And then his can opener sucked. But it did the job.


Sheryl - Apr 16, 2013 3:54:23 pm PDT #19068 of 30001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Beverly, I talked to the technical lab manager for the section, and she's putting a request in to building maintenance. At the very least they should put padding on the corners of the lid.


Amy - Apr 16, 2013 3:55:40 pm PDT #19069 of 30001
Because books.

I just gave Ben the last cupcake. I think I'm growing as a person.