Not that I noticed, Jessica.

And I just realized that freezing it in small Ziploc baggies would be even better probably. You can squeeze all of the air out. I don't think to freeze in baggies usually.

I very rarely end up with excess avocado but it's exciting to look in my freezer and find unexpected guacamole.

My relationship with my boss is . . . tumultuous. We are one with cats and goofy clothes and swear jars and having each others backs and boosting up each others insecurities. We also drive each other nuts, especially when she feels out of control and takes to directing my every move and thought, and I take to acting like I haven't had a boss for the past three years (which I haven't, I've been the boss for the past three years).

Then again, she's been forthright about having quite the mispent youth, dropping acid and running away.

So, I know she's no stranger to fucking up and fucking around, but who she is today is an anal neat/control-freak. So on one hand I think she'd be understanding, on the other I fear it'd be a strike against me to have let my personal life slip so far out of whack to land me in the situation that I'm in.

It's also my own press that I'm a goody-goody who never does anything wrong, and growing up with two brothers who are always f-ing up, and the burden was on me to never do so, that my parents had enough stress with the boys, so any major failing of mine I've always tried to cover up. I'm just not used to being the one that fails. I'm . . . my public persona is that I'm not the fuck-up. Everything I do is private, I'm not used to having my dirty laundry aired, or, you know, owning it.

Doesn't freezing kind of frell with the texture? Or do you puree it once it's thawed?

It's a little less textural after freezing but they're already mashed and it doesn't change much. I am not a fan of really smooth guacamole, for context. I like chunky avocado bits.

Amazeballs, I have to try that.

Man, I have the worst case of the don't-wannas.

Nor do I have guacamole.

I now freeze avocados. chunk them or smoosh them and put in some lemon juice - they've done great.

LEE!!!! He is so cute!!! He reminds me of the dog from Up. SQUIRREL!

I don't know if I need to call Time Warner or Jaguar PC.

For what it's worth, I lost my TW a few minutes ago. (I just reset my air thingy).

Time Warner blows nasty, sweaty balls. Possibly pox-ridden. I cannot believe how often I have to reboot my cable box, how badly my dvr works and how often channels just randomly don't work. Their app to watch some channels live on my phone if I am on my own network is pretty awesome but I am just twitching to cancel them otherwise. Oddly, my internet hasn't had any issues so far as I can remember. Not that any of that is applicable to ita !, I just wanted to bitch.

but who she is today is an anal neat/control-freak.

Your private business is just that then, private.

I dislike having my business aired in public.

I like to think that she could/would be doing things like succumbing to fads and liking stuff her parents can not understand, things that are speaking to the freedom from consequences and carefree day to day lives. Justin Bieber posters over her wall would be great.

This just made me tear up the tiniest bit, so, yeah, I'm with you.

Hey, can I crowdsource some error checking? Can folks here hit my email domain website? And what IP address comes up when you ping it? What about [link] ?

What do you mean by "ping it"? I went to both websites and they both loaded fine for me (Windows 8 [I think?], Firefox).

Liese, I LOVE your hair!