but you're such a wonderful pet owner. Even with Pumpkin being a serial murderer by drowning.
Thank you. There is so much second-guessing and days I'm convinced this is it and then she's all
what? I was just napping!
And for the record, only Devi has actually killed a mammal. Or 3 or 4. And she used to drown everything too. Pumpkin merely aspiring to title of Predator Queen.
I really can't eat first thing. I can do coffee and juice, but putting actual food in my stomach makes it churn unhappily.
That used to be the case for me (no longer, alas); about all I could stomach before 10 a.m. was a sliced apple.
Sorry to hear about your mom not feeling well, Sparky.
Pumpkin merely aspiring to title of Predator Queen.
I was thinking of the socks and toys. Death to fuzzy things by dunking in toilets.
Oh, I have to check the damn toilet every night no matter how badly I need to pee. She throws shit in there that my 82 year old plumbing will expire over. I live in fear of that flush.
You know your answers to security questions does not have to make sense - just be something you remember. There is no reason your Mother's maiden name cannot be "Peppermint tea" if that will stick in your memory. And there is no reason your favorite band and where you went to high school and so on can't be the same as your Mother's maiden name.
This is probably a dumb question, but, how come you can't close the lid on the toilet?
Because if I expire, I don't want them to dehydrate. OK, not sane. Honestly, though there is that in the back of my head, reality is it would annoy me to have to remember to flip up the lid. Esp. in the AM.
it would annoy me to have to remember to flip up the lid. Esp. in the AM.
Heaven knows this has been an issue in my life.