You always think harder is better. Maybe next time I patrol, I should carry bricks and use a stake made out of butter.

Buffy ,'The Killer In Me'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


shrift - Apr 11, 2013 6:14:18 pm PDT #18332 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I frequently startle bunnies when I'm out walking. It's like they all think I want to make Hasenpfeffer or something.


-t - Apr 11, 2013 6:21:39 pm PDT #18333 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Being startled is a big component of the bunny lifestyle.


Maria - Apr 11, 2013 6:24:29 pm PDT #18334 of 30001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

She doesn't need another cat. Except when I stay over, because they all pile into bed with me. Sara shouldn't be lonely.

(What?)


brenda m - Apr 11, 2013 6:24:31 pm PDT #18335 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I am just saying, that's a giant ass cat. It would have freaked me out if it were in my yard.

I feel like if I'm going to be killed (which to be clear, I have no reason to think is the case) I want it to be by something like that.

In news of animals who will not (probably) kill me, I am fostering a chihuahua puppy this weekend and they want me to tell them his name. I haven't met him! How do I know his name? I will be looking for suggestions this weekend.

(Also, in my house, chihuahua has 5 syllables in proper Les Nessman style.)


sarameg - Apr 11, 2013 6:26:10 pm PDT #18336 of 30001

(traitor, maybe.)


JZ - Apr 11, 2013 6:26:37 pm PDT #18337 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Maybe his name is Les Nessman?


Maria - Apr 11, 2013 6:26:56 pm PDT #18338 of 30001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

(definitely)


Beverly - Apr 11, 2013 6:27:41 pm PDT #18339 of 30001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

There was a black bear down east in NC raiding the carcass dumpster at a hog farm. Smithfield's not known for its humane or sanitary practices, and there would be pigs die of unknown causes probably inbreeding genetic anomalies, ABX-defeating bacteria, downright filthy conditions, overcrowding, a combination of everything. When they discovered the carcass, it would be hauled out to a specific dumpster and left for the animal control collectors to come the next day, or the day after.

Bear found himself a smorgasbord. NC black bears run 120-250 lbs, depending on food availability. When they shot this sucker and hauled him to the scales at the freight liner garage, he weighed more than 800 lbs. Ugliest bear anybody ever saw--like a football with a head, his skin so stretched out his fur was thin and sparse over the expanse of him.

Not your average bear.

Congratulations, Gud! All fingers crossed, Consuela and msbelle, and some of that good luck wafted Theo's way.


sarameg - Apr 11, 2013 6:27:47 pm PDT #18340 of 30001

(You'd love Pug!)


Maria - Apr 11, 2013 6:31:45 pm PDT #18341 of 30001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

(As long as he's in your house, not mine.)

I'm hoping that the super-awesome job~ma works quickly for 'suela, msbelle and Theo, and then I hope it can help me find something in PA.