Kaylee: Is that him? Mal: That's the buffet table. Kaylee: Well how can we be sure, unless we question it?

'Shindig'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sarameg - Apr 11, 2013 6:26:10 pm PDT #18336 of 30001

(traitor, maybe.)


JZ - Apr 11, 2013 6:26:37 pm PDT #18337 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Maybe his name is Les Nessman?


Maria - Apr 11, 2013 6:26:56 pm PDT #18338 of 30001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

(definitely)


Beverly - Apr 11, 2013 6:27:41 pm PDT #18339 of 30001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

There was a black bear down east in NC raiding the carcass dumpster at a hog farm. Smithfield's not known for its humane or sanitary practices, and there would be pigs die of unknown causes probably inbreeding genetic anomalies, ABX-defeating bacteria, downright filthy conditions, overcrowding, a combination of everything. When they discovered the carcass, it would be hauled out to a specific dumpster and left for the animal control collectors to come the next day, or the day after.

Bear found himself a smorgasbord. NC black bears run 120-250 lbs, depending on food availability. When they shot this sucker and hauled him to the scales at the freight liner garage, he weighed more than 800 lbs. Ugliest bear anybody ever saw--like a football with a head, his skin so stretched out his fur was thin and sparse over the expanse of him.

Not your average bear.

Congratulations, Gud! All fingers crossed, Consuela and msbelle, and some of that good luck wafted Theo's way.


sarameg - Apr 11, 2013 6:27:47 pm PDT #18340 of 30001

(You'd love Pug!)


Maria - Apr 11, 2013 6:31:45 pm PDT #18341 of 30001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

(As long as he's in your house, not mine.)

I'm hoping that the super-awesome job~ma works quickly for 'suela, msbelle and Theo, and then I hope it can help me find something in PA.


SuziQ - Apr 11, 2013 6:33:26 pm PDT #18342 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

How about naming the chihuahua Chi Chi Rodriguez?


Beverly - Apr 11, 2013 6:36:53 pm PDT #18343 of 30001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

...and hi, cliomusing, and welcome!

Wafting PA-job-finding ~ma directly to Maria. (and hugs. just 'cause.)

I'm really glad the kitty was tranqued and released. I knew jaguars were larger than leopards, but I had no idea cougar-puma-mountain lions were. Scale: tiger, lion, cougar, jaguar, leopard, cheetah, all those littlies like ocelots and caraculs? Is that how it goes?


aurelia - Apr 11, 2013 6:38:12 pm PDT #18344 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Maybe his name is Les Nessman?

Ha!


JZ - Apr 11, 2013 6:42:26 pm PDT #18345 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Also, aurelia, my GOD would everyone at every show I've ever been part of have eaten up that drama! We'd've had to have scheduled a post-show session at an all-night liquor-licensed diner just to trade all the stories of what everyone saw from the front door, box office and front of house, and whatever the actors heard from propping the backstage exit doors open once the drama and the fight spilled out onto the sidewalk. Because if there's anything more delicious than someone else's crazy relationship drama, it's someone else's crazy relationship drama rehashed over booze and potato products at midnight. Good times, good times.