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Mal ,'Serenity'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


msbelle - Apr 11, 2013 3:41:39 pm PDT #18282 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Fun detail from the wreck? I was holding an open strawberry smoothie at the time. We were hit so hard that my glasses flew off and hit the SO in the head, and my smoothie went splat all over the window, causing him and later the med techs no end of consternation, thinking my injuries were much worse than they were.

I had a similar.

T-Boned by a car in high school - I had a large cherry slurpy stuck between my seat and the emergency brake, it was squeezed out and splattered all over both myself and the passenger. Nurses who were on the scene (driving by soon after it happened) were FREAKING OUT thinking it was blood at first.


Liese S. - Apr 11, 2013 3:46:18 pm PDT #18283 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

It looked seriously bad. Like, brain matter or something. The EMTs knew it wasn't blood, but weren't entirely sure what it was. They were all...is that antifreeze? Yeah, no, smoothie.


Kat - Apr 11, 2013 3:49:19 pm PDT #18284 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

No red drinks while driving, people. That's the new rule.

This morning there was a sucky wreck on the way to work.

Then tonight, as I'm driving home, I notice helicopters hovering over.... well, not the freeway, but my house. Which is bad. Two helicopters at two different elevations. Hmmmm....

Our nurse thinks there was a bank robbery, but I checked my neighborhood patch. It was a 120 lb. Mountain Lion that was in someone's backyard. Then on the roof tops. Then crossing the fences. Then on the move. From this morning until about 5:15, there have been helicopters watching the whole thing.

Big Kitty: [link]


Gudanov - Apr 11, 2013 3:55:26 pm PDT #18285 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

Congrats msbelle!

Good luck Consula!

Thanks everybody. It just sort of feel into my lap, no interview or anything, but then I worked with all of them for years.


Liese S. - Apr 11, 2013 3:57:13 pm PDT #18286 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Wow, that is a big kitty indeed.

I definitely had smoothie ptsd for a while afterward. However, the next smoothie I had did not cause a life altering automobile accident, so hey, smoothies ahoy.


Calli - Apr 11, 2013 3:58:38 pm PDT #18287 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Yay Gud, Consuela, and msbelle! It's great to hear all this promising job news.


Ginger - Apr 11, 2013 3:59:34 pm PDT #18288 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I also have one of those stories. A guy rear-ended my mother and sister. They had just stopped for tacos and my sister ended up covered in salsa. They went to the emergency room because mother's foot was hurt. The emergency room personnel kept asking my sister where she was hurt.

There's very little more boring than wall-to-wall coverage of tornado watches and warnings.


Liese S. - Apr 11, 2013 4:00:53 pm PDT #18289 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Ha, yeah, salsa would probably look worse, especially after it was all brushed off and just staining the clothes.

I don't miss tornado season, that's for sure. We got more rain today. Not snow this time, it was 61 degrees. Arizona for ya'.


Kat - Apr 11, 2013 4:02:45 pm PDT #18290 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Our neighborhood mountain lion: [link] Dang. That's a big animal. The video of him going over the fence is pretty awesome.

Our friend's husband is Fish and Game. Normally he is out there chasing or shooting tranqs, but today he was coming back from Sacramento, so just coordinating from home. WEIRD.


Jesse - Apr 11, 2013 4:05:34 pm PDT #18291 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Holy shit, Liese -- I'm glad you were OK, at least!

You people don't really make me want to drive more.