Willow ,'First Date'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Who is really glad that SOMEONE ELSE RECOGNIZES THAT ERNIE IS THE WORST.
It's true.
We have reached that very amusing moment in the spring where I have one clean-shaven leg and one leg that has not been shaved since last October. That is all.
And in 5 more minutes do you have two shaved legs, or do rock the mismatched look for a few days first?
It's funny because I'm all spring interrupted right now. I was just thinking about wearing my tank top out to do the weeding and then, bam, snow! So now I'm all "Fucking winter!" except that we really need the water. But I have spring sheets on, but still winter clothes. It's confusing!
It was so warm in the house last night that I broke out my summer nightie, which has wide shoulder straps but no sleeves. And then I stomped around the house declaring I was a yeti because of my hairy legs and pits. I am PURE CLASS.
I also can't wear sandals because my toenails look like my grandpa's right now. I am a springtime mess.
Keens, baby. Closed toe all the way.
I was just saying to my coworker that I am very slow to transition away from winter tights for the exact reason of leg-shaving.
Interactive map shows the limits of North Korea's missile threats | DVICE
Yay! Most of the US is unnukeable by North Korea.
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Despite all the talk of nuclear tests, according to intelligence reports, North Korea still doesn't have the ability to arm a missile with a nuclear warhead.
I also failed at morning today-- I remembered to leave a few minutes early to go get gas at Costco, since my tank is empty and it's cheaper there, but forgot to bring my costco card with me.
Despite all the talk of nuclear tests, according to intelligence reports, North Korea still doesn't have the ability to arm a missile with a nuclear warhead.
Well if we want a war we're going to have to improve those intelligence reports, now aren't we?
I have at least once convinced a Costco employee to use their card to let me have the cheap gas. Never tried my wiles on other customers.
The car wash guy took my car this morning like it was a favour. Perhaps that contributed to me wanting to evaluate before tipping. They need to add an "but no cars after 9:30" to their "Open from 7:00-4:00PM" sign. And, if I delay retrieving my car much past noon, their ability to take afternoon clients will be detrimentally impacted. I will at least set a tickler to remind me.
This is the best IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE comedy I've seen. Today. This morning.