And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?

Mal ,'The Train Job'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Apr 10, 2013 8:13:05 am PDT #18007 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I was just saying to my coworker that I am very slow to transition away from winter tights for the exact reason of leg-shaving.


tommyrot - Apr 10, 2013 8:13:26 am PDT #18008 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Interactive map shows the limits of North Korea's missile threats | DVICE

Yay! Most of the US is unnukeable by North Korea.

eta:

Despite all the talk of nuclear tests, according to intelligence reports, North Korea still doesn't have the ability to arm a missile with a nuclear warhead.


Lee - Apr 10, 2013 8:26:15 am PDT #18009 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I also failed at morning today-- I remembered to leave a few minutes early to go get gas at Costco, since my tank is empty and it's cheaper there, but forgot to bring my costco card with me.


Trudy Booth - Apr 10, 2013 8:38:48 am PDT #18010 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Despite all the talk of nuclear tests, according to intelligence reports, North Korea still doesn't have the ability to arm a missile with a nuclear warhead.

Well if we want a war we're going to have to improve those intelligence reports, now aren't we?


§ ita § - Apr 10, 2013 8:40:08 am PDT #18011 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I have at least once convinced a Costco employee to use their card to let me have the cheap gas. Never tried my wiles on other customers.

The car wash guy took my car this morning like it was a favour. Perhaps that contributed to me wanting to evaluate before tipping. They need to add an "but no cars after 9:30" to their "Open from 7:00-4:00PM" sign. And, if I delay retrieving my car much past noon, their ability to take afternoon clients will be detrimentally impacted. I will at least set a tickler to remind me.


§ ita § - Apr 10, 2013 8:55:40 am PDT #18012 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

This is the best IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE comedy I've seen. Today. This morning.


Lee - Apr 10, 2013 9:01:52 am PDT #18013 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I have at least once convinced a Costco employee to use their card to let me have the cheap gas. Never tried my wiles on other customers.

I'm pretty sure preventing people from doing that is one of the reasons they have a security guard in the station, plus I would have had to talk to people, so I just went and got a little bit of gas at a regular gas station, and sent myself an email to put my costco card in my wallet.


Gudanov - Apr 10, 2013 9:04:17 am PDT #18014 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

Potentially big stuff happening today (for me, not in general). I'm feeling anxious.


Dana - Apr 10, 2013 9:06:13 am PDT #18015 of 30001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

Oh, my god, my fucking employer.

Me: Where is the actual written agreement that I'll keep working until [date]?

Job: Any second now!

Me: Hello?

Job: Here it is! It says you'll keep working until we hire your replacement!

Me: Uh, I'm supposed to work until [date] and the whole fucking point is that I will train my replacement?

Job: Okay, we'll say that you'll keep working until your replacement has been "sufficiently trained"?

Me: ORLY? And who will be making that judgment call?

I just don't understand the point of agreeing that I will work until mid-August, but then weaseling as much as possible to avoid actually committing to that.


DavidS - Apr 10, 2013 9:28:23 am PDT #18016 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'm having lunch with Jen K. today (Yay!)

I've been looking out the window and thinking, "Hmmm, we really ought to take advantage of this day. I wonder where we could eat al fresco. Maybe just get some great takeaway and go to the park?"

And she just msged me saying, "Let's have a picnic!"

So it shall be.