I was just discussing how I would be open to a marriage solely for financial reasons, if anyone would benefit on taxes by being married and having a child.

They could pay me a monthly stipend and pocket the rest of the financial gain.

I used to joke with a co-worker about fake having a baby so I could take the year mat leave.

I want to fake having a baby and being a Canadian.

Help, I need job application advice: I am doing the online application for that Archives job in London. I have to add each job as a separate entry. Most of my actual archival experience is from the mid to late 1990s when I worked a lot of short term contracts. Because that stuff is relevant to the job I am applying for, I want to include it. But not all the jobs I did back then were relevant. Should I just enter the relevant ones and not worry about the gaps?

I want to fake having a baby and being a Canadian.

Get a fake belly and start spelling things with random u's. It's a start.

I'm not entirely sure why Bert and Ernie have a particular uncoupley chemistry, and despite planning on being unmated for the rest of my life, I don't see why friendship deserves equality. It's a different thing. Just...different. What would equality look like? What's the win in this scenario?

Yeah, I'm with ita on this. Of course, I've always seen Bert and Ernie as a couple, though Ernie's an emotionally abusive, passive-aggressive, horrible person, and I want to stage an intervention to save poor Bert, and I feel very strongly about this.

I'm... a little gunshy, frankly, about this sort of thing. Sorry, your friendship isn't being oppressed, so shove it.

How many donuts would you order for an office of 117 people?

117

Times 2.

Seriously, I would probably get 11 - 12 dozen. But I over order.

I was thinking 10 dozen, since that's one each, and some people won't eat any and others will eat two.