I'm not entirely sure why Bert and Ernie have a particular uncoupley chemistry, and despite planning on being unmated for the rest of my life, I don't see why friendship deserves equality. It's a different thing. Just...different. What would equality look like? What's the win in this scenario?

Yeah, I'm with ita on this. Of course, I've always seen Bert and Ernie as a couple, though Ernie's an emotionally abusive, passive-aggressive, horrible person, and I want to stage an intervention to save poor Bert, and I feel very strongly about this.

I'm... a little gunshy, frankly, about this sort of thing. Sorry, your friendship isn't being oppressed, so shove it.

How many donuts would you order for an office of 117 people?

117

Times 2.

Seriously, I would probably get 11 - 12 dozen. But I over order.

I was thinking 10 dozen, since that's one each, and some people won't eat any and others will eat two.

180 - 15 dozen

I work for mostly men - average 1.5 each, plus any left over will be eaten throughout the day.

Get a fake belly and start spelling things with random u's. It's a start.

I'll be really poulite too!

Hmm. We aren't mostly men, but maybe 11 or 12 dozen, just to make sure we don't run out.