I spent a hot and sweaty afternoon cutting bamboo once, and ended up with welts all over my hands and arms. Apparently sweat and bamboo slivers are a bad combo for me. I never tried bamboo cloth because I figured it could cause a similar reaction.

I think that once your body is sensitized to allergens, due to a spring tree orgy or whatever, other things that aren't usually much of a problem can be more so. Kind of like someone who's only mildly annoying on a regular day sending you into a rage spiral if you've had a few nights of insomnia.

Greatest maths professor. That's wonderful.

I don't think I can go running in the morning and still make it into the office for 6:30. I'm not gonna try today. I'm too many dwarves.

Oh god, it smells like someone heated up pickled herring in the microwave. I might have to flee.

There should be a rule against fish in the microwave on a friday morning.

Should be a rule against fish in communal microwaves, period.

I don't think I can go running in the morning and still make it into the office for 6:30.

So many parts of that sentence are crazytalk to me! I can't imagine being in the office for 6:30.

I only do it twice a week, and being off at 3 is really nice.

I thought no fish in communal microwaves was the rule!

There should be a rule against fish. What? Did I take it too far?

Not as long as crab cakes are still allowed.

Also, that is not the sentence in my post I would expect to be taken as crazycakes. Not because it isn't, but because a lot of what I say tends to be.

I actually had fish for breakfast, but cold, as God intended.