No studying? Damn! Next thing they'll tell me is I'll have to eat jelly doughnuts or sleep with a supermodel to get things done around here. I ask you, how much can one man give?

Xander ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Apr 03, 2013 3:25:20 pm PDT #17112 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

But I did go to yoga after work, for the first time EVER.


§ ita § - Apr 03, 2013 3:33:44 pm PDT #17113 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

And...I agreed to give another co-worker a lift home. Who am I?

Okay, I'm outtie. That's one thing I am.


sarameg - Apr 03, 2013 3:34:08 pm PDT #17114 of 30001

Last time I flew to B'ham, we had to return to the gate to deplane an older fellow who started threatening the flight attendants (all male, the one he initially threatened looked like Ryan Gosling) when told to turn of his phone. It was an appropriate response, the dude went from non-compliant to ballistic in about 15 seconds. "I'll have your job, BOY!" No, you had a nice meeting with airport police.


Burrell - Apr 03, 2013 4:01:59 pm PDT #17115 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

And...I agreed to give another co-worker a lift home. Who am I?

Maybe you're turning into sarameg? If you start hanging out with your neighbors, we'll know.


Burrell - Apr 03, 2013 4:11:27 pm PDT #17116 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Easter ham has transformed into lentil soup. Nom. I may have overproduced however, but I can freeze some if it comes to that.

Franny is watching Return of the King for the upteen-millionth time. It's still so damn moving.


aurelia - Apr 03, 2013 4:12:06 pm PDT #17117 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

What kind of DSL problem would let me get to gmail, Facebook, and twitter but not here, aol, or HuffPo? The diagnostic page keeps suggesting that I have a device without a DSL filter which is not true.


le nubian - Apr 03, 2013 4:15:01 pm PDT #17118 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

did you know there are yelp reviews for jails?

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Lee - Apr 03, 2013 4:21:35 pm PDT #17119 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

If I left a block of cheese in a container on the counter in my pretty cool kitchen (63 or so) for several hours last night, but put it in the fridge this morning, it's still going to be okay to eat, right?


Sue - Apr 03, 2013 4:23:36 pm PDT #17120 of 30001
hip deep in pie

It will be fine, Lee.


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 03, 2013 4:25:06 pm PDT #17121 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I'd think so as long as it was OK to eat in the first place. If it's Casu Marzu, you're out of luck.

Happy Birthday Tom!