I haven't read any of the Twilight books nor seen the movies. But just reading the movie review of the last one it seems like the wussiest narrative cop-out I've ever seen. So lame.

Which part? I read the books, and I can think of a few things that might qualify as "wussiest narrative cop-out."

Twilight spoilers: [link]

Oh, OK, whatever.

Unlike Jessica, I don't have enough to do. I came up to SF for work today so that I could go eat oysters and then get up to no good with Juliana and maybe -t when they let us out at 3:00, so I can't do the onerous tasks I usually catch up on on slow days.

WHY IS IT NOT 3 YET?

Happy birthday, Sparky!

I am feeding my daughter a pumpkin bagel with nutella on it. That's taking "have a muffin, whitey!" to a whole new level.

I am feeding my daughter a pumpkin bagel with nutella on it. That's taking "have a muffin, whitey!" to a whole new level.

But it sounds so GOOD!

Bagel descriptivist!

Oh, I think that movie spoiler is perfect! I always mean to seek out the good bits versions of films I don't need the whole of, and that sounds great. I do especially like the signature move from the trailer.

I haven't seen the horse-tossing from the Lincoln slayer movie either.

No chance of going home early today, I don't think. Everything's upside down, projects are fucked up, messages are mixed, all sorts of fun and games.

I'm staring at the bus tracking website, because we are supposedly done at 2, but I have got to get on the bus that's scheduled to arrive at 2 in order to get to the vet on time. And the bus I want to get on hasn't left yet, so there's no information about when it will get here!

Interesting. Learnt three things. This is what a kidney stone looks like (granola bar--nummy), at least one guy is recorded as having gone in to get his own kidney stone out, but then again, at least one woman is recorded as having gone in to get her own baby out (take that, wussy Prometheus chick!).

Three new things. Calls for more tea, methinks!