Interesting. Learnt three things. This is what a kidney stone looks like (granola bar--nummy), at least one guy is recorded as having gone in to get his own kidney stone out, but then again, at least one woman is recorded as having gone in to get her own baby out (take that, wussy Prometheus chick!).

Three new things. Calls for more tea, methinks!

Bagel descriptivist!

Oh, hell yes I am. I'm Whitey McWhite from Ohio. My ideal bagel is chock full of fruit. And I can call it a bagel without one trace of irony.

My fave is an everything bagel with veggie cream cheese. Is that still Whitey territory, just substituting veggie for fruit? Now I'm gonna have to go to Noah's Bagels for lunch. I am driving DW crazy with my constant cravings, and they are all from the Internets! All someone has to do is mention a food/drink and I MUST HAVE IT THAT SECOND!

Ugh, ita, sorry you're dealing with a shitstorm today.

I think I just now got the "eat a muffin, whitey" thing. Wow.

Happy birthday, Sparky!! And that was super nice of you to work so your coworker doesn't have to.

My ideal bagel is a sesame bagel with lox and cream cheese and all the fixings.

Hil, basically...

"it was all a big misunderstanding, so there's no need for anyone to actually do anything" ending,

All someone has to do is mention a food/drink and I MUST HAVE IT THAT SECOND!

Would you like some Au Gratin potatoes?

My ideal bagel is a sesame bagel with lox and cream cheese and all the fixings.

Yup. Though I also like a toasted onion bagel. Tomato, capers and sliced red onions can go on it.

Would you like some Au Gratin potatoes?

Now that's just mean. And yes, I WOULD like some Au Gratin potatoes!

Substitute garlic/onion for Sesame and Hecs choice is mine. but yeah tomato,capers and slice red onion.

Onion is my fave. With cream cheese, but no lox. Not a fan of lox, though I love many other forms of salmon.