I haven't read any of the Twilight books nor seen the movies.
You may want to seek out the Cleolinda recaps of the books.
Dawn: Is that supposed to scare me? Spike: Little tremble wouldn't hurt.
'The Killer In Me'
Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Tom Scola - Nov 21, 2012 8:02:46 am PST #1676 of 30001
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Jesse - Nov 21, 2012 8:03:12 am PST #1677 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Oh yeah -- I've been meaning to ask someone to tell me the "shocking twist ending!!!" of the movie vs. the book.
I just have to cut up veg and make dip tonight or in the morning. Mustn't forget!
le nubian - Nov 21, 2012 8:03:30 am PST #1678 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
The recaps are amazeballs
Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 21, 2012 8:07:51 am PST #1679 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I think this is probably the most enjoyable format in which to consume the Twilight series.
Steph L. - Nov 21, 2012 8:08:16 am PST #1680 of 30001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Oh yeah -- I've been meaning to ask someone to tell me the "shocking twist ending!!!" of the movie vs. the book.
I was wondering that, too. Do Edward and Jacob get it on? PLEASE TELL ME THEY DO.
Hil R. - Nov 21, 2012 8:08:33 am PST #1681 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I haven't read any of the Twilight books nor seen the movies. But just reading the movie review of the last one it seems like the wussiest narrative cop-out I've ever seen. So lame.
Which part? I read the books, and I can think of a few things that might qualify as "wussiest narrative cop-out."
Tom Scola - Nov 21, 2012 8:11:09 am PST #1682 of 30001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
Twilight spoilers: [link]
Jesse - Nov 21, 2012 8:15:41 am PST #1683 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Oh, OK, whatever.
Lee - Nov 21, 2012 8:17:11 am PST #1684 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Unlike Jessica, I don't have enough to do. I came up to SF for work today so that I could go eat oysters and then get up to no good with Juliana and maybe -t when they let us out at 3:00, so I can't do the onerous tasks I usually catch up on on slow days.
WHY IS IT NOT 3 YET?
Burrell - Nov 21, 2012 8:38:09 am PST #1685 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Happy birthday, Sparky!
I am feeding my daughter a pumpkin bagel with nutella on it. That's taking "have a muffin, whitey!" to a whole new level.