Happy Birthday, Sparky!!
Angel: He is dead. Technically, he's undead. It's a zombie. Connor: What's a zombie? Angel: It's an undead thing. Connor: Like you? Angel: No, zombies are slow-moving, dimwitted things that crave human flesh. Connor: Like you. Angel: No! It's different. Trust me.
'Destiny'
Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Tom Scola - Nov 21, 2012 6:59:13 am PST #1665 of 30001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
Consuela - Nov 21, 2012 7:11:07 am PST #1666 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Yikes, Jessica. That sounds exhausting.
I made my first call and happily the doctor will be able to do what I need. One hurdle crossed.
tommyrot - Nov 21, 2012 7:20:06 am PST #1667 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
tommyrot - Nov 21, 2012 7:23:46 am PST #1668 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Another gift idea. Or buy it for yourself to help you get through the holidays:
Shot Flask, A Drinking Flask Designed with a Built-In Hidden Shot Glass
Lee - Nov 21, 2012 7:25:36 am PST #1669 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Lee is a taunting taunter who taunts.
You have met me before, right?
I was very good and put all the you stuff in the trunk of my car, so now all I have to do is remember to mail it.
You can do it, Sparky!
Hil R. - Nov 21, 2012 7:29:40 am PST #1670 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I finished making cornbread. Next step is squash and chestnut casserole. After that, trim the green beans for the green bean casserole, which will be made tomorrow.
Steph L. - Nov 21, 2012 7:44:21 am PST #1671 of 30001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
All I have to do for Thanksgiving dinner is make a pumpkin pie tonight and apple crisp tomorrow morning, remember to chill the chardonnay (and then get it out of the fridge), and nag Tim to proof and bake the rolls.
Tim's SiL texted me yesterday to tell me this: "Just texting to warn you...there is a tank of liquid nitrogen in our living room. I'm just saying -- this Thanksgiving has the potential to be explosive!"
I read it to Tim and he said, "That's ridiculous. Liquid nitrogen doesn't make things explode. But we can FREEZE THE TURKEY!"
Lord, I am afraid.
le nubian - Nov 21, 2012 7:57:09 am PST #1672 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
Sparky, aren't you nice for working your b-day so someone else could get it off?
Very sweet.
Were you born on thanksgiving?
Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 21, 2012 7:57:11 am PST #1673 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Happy Birthday Sparky!
DavidS - Nov 21, 2012 7:59:08 am PST #1674 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I haven't read any of the Twilight books nor seen the movies. But just reading the movie review of the last one it seems like the wussiest narrative cop-out I've ever seen. So lame.