Sometimes it's a one-step-in-front-of-the-other day.
You never know if a girl's gonna say 'yes', or if she's gonna laugh in your face and pull out your still-beating heart and crush it into the ground with her heel.
Xander ,'Help'
Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Theodosia - Nov 21, 2012 6:23:39 am PST #1659 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
-t - Nov 21, 2012 6:39:12 am PST #1660 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Happy birthday, Sparky! Easy moving~ma.
§ ita § - Nov 21, 2012 6:40:49 am PST #1661 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
There aren't deaths that make people deader, but "hit and run leaving a Veterans' Day function" does an extra thing to my gut.
not if you don't have a soda stream.
I've only become re-obsessed with it recently, but I've been drinking True Lemon for six years now. There's no soda stream dependency.
On the phone with the CIO, and she leads off with "One of the things I've heard is that ita ! hasn't done XYZ." Thanks guys. My boss thinks that it's all under control, but I'm still alone on the call, effectively, and our business user is now officially, over our heads, in an antagonistic position with all of us, and I've been nurturing that relationship since I showed up here. FUCK.
Frankenbuddha - Nov 21, 2012 6:41:46 am PST #1662 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Happy Sparky Day!
§ ita § - Nov 21, 2012 6:43:12 am PST #1663 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
No need to put sparkly Sparky wishes in that bitter depressed post.
Happy natal!
Today I need to make a final crinoline decision, and I'm having a horrible time pulling the trigger.
Jessica - Nov 21, 2012 6:56:45 am PST #1664 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Happy birthday Sparky!
I am so wiped y'all. Shortbread cookies are cooling, the pie is in the oven, pecans are spiced and packed, lentil salad mise en place are placed, hair dye is in.
That means I have two and a half hours to pack the car, wash the dye out, get dressed, pick the kids up from school and daycare and get on the road. Oh, and make car sandwiches. Oh, and eat lunch. Maybe. I've done too much cooking to be hungry but it's probably not a good idea to drive 300 miles on an empty stomach...
Tom Scola - Nov 21, 2012 6:59:13 am PST #1665 of 30001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
Happy Birthday, Sparky!!
Consuela - Nov 21, 2012 7:11:07 am PST #1666 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Yikes, Jessica. That sounds exhausting.
I made my first call and happily the doctor will be able to do what I need. One hurdle crossed.
tommyrot - Nov 21, 2012 7:20:06 am PST #1667 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
tommyrot - Nov 21, 2012 7:23:46 am PST #1668 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Another gift idea. Or buy it for yourself to help you get through the holidays:
Shot Flask, A Drinking Flask Designed with a Built-In Hidden Shot Glass