Man, I wish I were a zombie cyborg.
Most people is pretty quiet right about now. Me, I see a stiff -- one I didn't have to kill myself -- I just get, the urge to, you know, do stuff. Like work out, run around, maybe get some trim if there's a willin' woman about... not that I get flush from corpses or anything. I ain't crazy.
Jayne ,'The Message'
Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Mar 29, 2013 4:47:49 am PDT #16476 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Jesse - Mar 29, 2013 4:48:29 am PDT #16477 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
But NOT a werewolf -- that little girl in the commercial has convinced me. Too hot!
Jesse - Mar 29, 2013 5:40:52 am PDT #16478 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Also, I borrowed my coworker's ball to sit on, and I'm pretty sure I'm doing it wrong.
tommyrot - Mar 29, 2013 5:44:43 am PDT #16479 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
The ball is under your butt, right?
Amy - Mar 29, 2013 5:57:12 am PDT #16480 of 30001
Because books.
They never seem high enough to me. And then, you know, I end up rolling all over the place.
Jesse - Mar 29, 2013 6:00:05 am PDT #16481 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
The ball is under your butt, right?
Yes! I have that part right.
But yeah, not high enough and I keep arching my back too much. I dunno. I'm going to return it and go back to slouching in my chair.
Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 29, 2013 6:07:00 am PDT #16482 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Wow, Raising Hope is educational tonight.
I didn't realize that singing sandwiches would be that funny.
Also, is it just me or is Garret Dillahunt WAY hotter this year than last? I can't decide if it's just that he's grown his hair out in very flattering fashion, or if he's had work done.
Strix - Mar 29, 2013 6:08:42 am PDT #16483 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Fires, hell...the Lexus of nailguns. No recoil.
Oh, erika. I love you!
brenda m - Mar 29, 2013 6:13:12 am PDT #16484 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Huh. So remember that study that came out a few months ago where dogs are more likely to snatch shit in the dark, which suggests that they are able to consider outside perspectives?
I never really thought of this as anything other than funny, but when I am in the kitchen preparing food, the dog can come up behind me but cannot get to where I can see her unless I turn around. But if she goes all the way to the other end of the apartment she can stand in a spot in the hallway which is directly in my line of sight. So that's where she begs from.
I mean, obvs. you need eye contact for the laser eyes of mind control to work properly. But there's some kind of decison making going on there.
erikaj - Mar 29, 2013 6:17:31 am PDT #16485 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-
Thanks. Snoop is great anytime.