I know.
River: The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems. Mal: See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like.
'Safe'
Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Amy - Mar 29, 2013 4:19:38 am PDT #16472 of 30001
Because books.
Steph L. - Mar 29, 2013 4:33:08 am PDT #16473 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I get my tooth implant today! The "implant" is just the titanium screw that gets permanently embedded in my jaw which NO IS NOT FREAKY AT ALL. After it heals for 3-4 months, then I get a crown to finish it.
So this is the day I become a cyborg. (A zombie/cyborg, really, because of the powdered cadaver bone they used to build up my own bone after the tooth was pulled.) I assume I'll need a couple of days to get used to it, but by Monday I should be able to RULE THE WORLD.
Gluten-free pastries will be an acceptable tribute.
Because I told the dentist I was going to have the jitters about the procedure, he prescribed me 2 Halcion to take an hour and a half before the procedure. I took them about half an hour ago, and everything is starting to feel melty around the edges. Or my brain is. Woo.
The dentist told me I probably won't even remember the procedure, which kind of freaks me out, since I'm such a control freak and want to know what's going on at all times. But for the most part I'm good with it.
Tim gets to drive me. I told him to write down any nonsense I say so that I can preserve it on the internet later.
Theodosia - Mar 29, 2013 4:36:11 am PDT #16474 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Good luck -- though you won't need it. The procedure is mostly like, well, screwing in a screw, but Very Sterile-y. And, of course, In Your Mouth.
I welcome you to the ranks of Cyborgs!
brenda m - Mar 29, 2013 4:38:06 am PDT #16475 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
I did the zombie part but never did get around to the cyborg upgrade.
Tim gets to drive me. I told him to write down any nonsense I say so that I can preserve it on the internet later.
It's good to plan ahead.
Jesse - Mar 29, 2013 4:47:49 am PDT #16476 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Man, I wish I were a zombie cyborg.
Jesse - Mar 29, 2013 4:48:29 am PDT #16477 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
But NOT a werewolf -- that little girl in the commercial has convinced me. Too hot!
Jesse - Mar 29, 2013 5:40:52 am PDT #16478 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Also, I borrowed my coworker's ball to sit on, and I'm pretty sure I'm doing it wrong.
tommyrot - Mar 29, 2013 5:44:43 am PDT #16479 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
The ball is under your butt, right?
Amy - Mar 29, 2013 5:57:12 am PDT #16480 of 30001
Because books.
They never seem high enough to me. And then, you know, I end up rolling all over the place.
Jesse - Mar 29, 2013 6:00:05 am PDT #16481 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
The ball is under your butt, right?
Yes! I have that part right.
But yeah, not high enough and I keep arching my back too much. I dunno. I'm going to return it and go back to slouching in my chair.