Jeez, don't get all Movie of the Week. I was just too cheap to buy you a real present.

Dawn ,'The Killer In Me'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Mar 20, 2013 4:26:07 pm PDT #15473 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'd love to believe that site is satire, but...yeah.

So, watching un-named thing on TV, and there is this exchange while trying to discern someone's motive:

"If you're a terrorist, that might be reason enough."
"He's not from the Middle East. Fair skin, fair hair--the kind of terrorist we should fear the most--one of us."

Now, I think that's a carelessly biased thing to say in the first place, but who replies to a non-fair-skinned non-fair-haired speaker by defining "us" Nordically and excluding the person you're responding to? Oh, right. Humans.

::sigh:: Back to road head.


le nubian - Mar 20, 2013 4:35:13 pm PDT #15474 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

#6 on their list of how to make your man feel like a man.

This kind of thing started a bad chain of events in Stephen King's Thinner


Polgara - Mar 20, 2013 4:38:59 pm PDT #15475 of 30001
Karma is a cat, sleeping in my lap cuz it loves me. ~TS

Now, I think that's a carelessly biased thing to say in the first place, but who replies to a non-fair-skinned non-fair-haired speaker by defining "us" Nordically and excluding the person you're responding to? Oh, right. Humans.

Speaking as a fair-skinned person, I too did a double take when he said that. But, it's a stupid show with very pretty people.


Scrappy - Mar 20, 2013 5:03:59 pm PDT #15476 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

#6 on their list of how to make your man feel like a man.

I, um, may have done that when I was in college. On the New Jersey Turnpike.


Jesse - Mar 20, 2013 5:09:44 pm PDT #15477 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Road head is a thing, though, right? I mean, they didn't make it up for that article.


P.M. Marc - Mar 20, 2013 5:27:23 pm PDT #15478 of 30001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Men love oral sex, especially when it’s uninhibited and spontaneous. Unzip his pants while he’s driving and make that trip to church a little more exciting.

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Kat - Mar 20, 2013 5:28:45 pm PDT #15479 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

bwahahahahah!


le nubian - Mar 20, 2013 5:32:10 pm PDT #15480 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Margaret Cho on Michelle Shocked.

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Wow.


§ ita § - Mar 20, 2013 5:37:47 pm PDT #15481 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I mean, they didn't make it up for that article.

The existence of road head (like say, having unprotected sex with strangers in church during mass) isn't what my concern was--the idea that it was a solution to relationship problems and not Russian Roulette was why I linked to it.


Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 20, 2013 5:46:42 pm PDT #15482 of 30001
You have to remember that being a 5-time Olympic medalist means Hilary Knight has been playing hockey at an elite level at least 16 years. It's impossible for her to be a teenage girl less than 16 years old, thus the President's complete lack of interest.

If not for the risk to drivers in other cars and pedestrians though, I'd be onboard with that magazine's advice as a way to Darwin Award couples who are obviously too stupid to live.