You turn on any of my crew, you turn on me.

Mal ,'Ariel'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Scrappy - Mar 20, 2013 5:03:59 pm PDT #15476 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

#6 on their list of how to make your man feel like a man.

I, um, may have done that when I was in college. On the New Jersey Turnpike.


Jesse - Mar 20, 2013 5:09:44 pm PDT #15477 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Road head is a thing, though, right? I mean, they didn't make it up for that article.


P.M. Marc - Mar 20, 2013 5:27:23 pm PDT #15478 of 30001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Men love oral sex, especially when it’s uninhibited and spontaneous. Unzip his pants while he’s driving and make that trip to church a little more exciting.

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Kat - Mar 20, 2013 5:28:45 pm PDT #15479 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

bwahahahahah!


le nubian - Mar 20, 2013 5:32:10 pm PDT #15480 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Margaret Cho on Michelle Shocked.

[link]

Wow.


§ ita § - Mar 20, 2013 5:37:47 pm PDT #15481 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I mean, they didn't make it up for that article.

The existence of road head (like say, having unprotected sex with strangers in church during mass) isn't what my concern was--the idea that it was a solution to relationship problems and not Russian Roulette was why I linked to it.


Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 20, 2013 5:46:42 pm PDT #15482 of 30001
You have to remember that being a 5-time Olympic medalist means Hilary Knight has been playing hockey at an elite level at least 16 years. It's impossible for her to be a teenage girl less than 16 years old, thus the President's complete lack of interest.

If not for the risk to drivers in other cars and pedestrians though, I'd be onboard with that magazine's advice as a way to Darwin Award couples who are obviously too stupid to live.


meara - Mar 20, 2013 5:47:29 pm PDT #15483 of 30001

Also, of people who are giving/receiving oral sex in a car...how many of them are doing it ON THE WAY TO CHURCH??


Amy - Mar 20, 2013 5:58:35 pm PDT #15484 of 30001
Because books.

how many of them are doing it ON THE WAY TO CHURCH??

That was my favorite part! Because there's nothing like sitting through a sermon with dick breath.


Ginger - Mar 20, 2013 6:26:47 pm PDT #15485 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

To know all is not to understand all, generally, but my feelings about the man accused of using a racial slur and slapping a crying baby on his flight to Atlanta are conflicted now that I know he was on his way to turn off life support for his only child [link]