Jayne: Captain, can you stop her from bein' cheerful, please? Mal: I don't believe there is a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month.

'Serenity'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Burrell - Nov 09, 2012 10:47:46 am PST #125 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

That's kind of awesome that the school made him call, Burrell.

I did ask him to thank them for me.


msbelle - Nov 09, 2012 10:48:26 am PST #126 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

tommy, that may be it, but it sure sounded like they were blaming Obama.


Laura - Nov 09, 2012 10:48:58 am PST #127 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

Too soon?

Yes.


Frankenbuddha - Nov 09, 2012 10:50:44 am PST #128 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

tommy, that may be it, but it sure sounded like they were blaming Obama.

Well, Obama's got big Illinois ties, so that may be part of it, accurate or not (that he has anything to do with it).


tommyrot - Nov 09, 2012 10:52:14 am PST #129 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

It's Chicago Style Politics! With Obama, we control everything!


msbelle - Nov 09, 2012 10:52:17 am PST #130 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

still cannot see dominate without immediatly saying. I will dominate your face.


Kalshane - Nov 09, 2012 10:52:45 am PST #131 of 30001
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

There was a proposed gun and ammunition tax in IL. They dropped the ammunition tax part. I don't think the gun tax part has been approved yet.

Yeah. I remember a columnist likening the ammo tax to Chris Rock's routine about the key to eliminating innocent bystanders in gang shootings is to make the bullets ridiculously expensive.


Beverly - Nov 09, 2012 11:08:46 am PST #132 of 30001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

I forget the name of the comedian who recommended a mandatory "Eat what you kill" law to reduce driveby shootings.


§ ita § - Nov 09, 2012 11:20:37 am PST #133 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Among other issues, the system was never beta-tested or checked for functionality without going live before Election Day, two sources said. It went live that morning but was never checked for bugs or efficiencies internally

Ah ha ha! That makes me think of this pic that was distributed around our team after an *exciting* development partnership with another company. They told us that if we needed to QA for further integrations, we'd have to pay for their QA environment, because that's not part of their SDLC. Uh--that's not a LC you have going with your SD. In fact, that's not that much evidence of proper D of your S at all.

We are ridiculously behind on our cross-browser compatibility. It's been easier to react since we got sold off, but since the biggest app my team supports is a combination of a lot of other apps--it's hard, even with the best intentions.


le nubian - Nov 09, 2012 11:21:51 am PST #134 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Nope, he's at the book fair and, without permission, he brought all his money to school and wants to buy a $20 Lego book, and the cashier insisted he call for permission first.

Oh, the kinds of trouble he will get when he has an amazon acct.

Very cute.